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Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:18 am
by Storm
My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD?
)
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:27 am
by topgun
Storm wrote:My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD?
)
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
"But its better than licking your blister
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:40 am
by bass_twitch
But it's ok cus she was a mister!
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:08 am
by Supplanter
The Brittish sense of humour is only surpassed by their culinary skills.
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:18 am
by I8A4RE
I licked her c**t but still want to kiss ya
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:30 am
by Astron_Boy
"I swear I just meant to fist'er"
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:31 am
by Bennoz
Win ^
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:45 pm
by topgun
Astron_Boy wrote:"I swear I just meant to fist'er"
A quote from Shakespeare!!
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:00 am
by AJ
I wish we'd just played Twister
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:48 am
by bass_twitch
AJ wrote:I wish we'd just played Twister
Or even:
It started with naked twister...
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:28 pm
by koolio1234
I blew my load but missed her
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:20 pm
by AJ
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:00 am
by Bennoz
F*ck that Barbra site is getting slow now that half the country knows about it lol
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:26 am
by Astron_Boy
I'll say!
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:28 pm
by SchumieFan
yeah ive given up on that site
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:38 am
by topgun
Storm wrote:My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD?
)
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
How did your mate get on after???
Re: Valentines Day rhymes
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:41 am
by spency
Woke up on the couch with his cat whisker.