funny email
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:13 am
i got an email from some person in one of my uni lectures that was funny
she got offended by something from a tut and everyone pretty much agreeing that bogans give birth to bogans
anyway this is it
Hi guys,
I’m confused over a topic that was raised in my last tutorial and I’m hoping one of you may be able to help me.
Apparently, single mothers living in the western suburbs of Sydney (or Bogans as one student put it) are responsible for lowering the intellectual standing of all Australians. The reasons given were
1. That they were pushing them out faster than the rest of us or breeding like rabbits, I think it was.
2. Because they don’t have the ability to earn vast amounts of money, their offspring are destined to be stupid, and
3. Their single.
I knew at the time I should have asked for clarification, but I found that my brain went into overload and almost shut down on me. Anything that would have come out of my mouth at the time would not have been intelligent or academic for that matter. But after some rest and plenty of vitamin B, it occurred to me - when the one person that always pounces on anyone that dare express an opinion that is not based in science said nothing, perhaps it’s true.
So I decided to look for proof; a research paper; books anything! I went on Google scholar and searched under “Bogans give birth to bunnies”, “single women to stupid to raise smart children” and “money and men are what you need to succeed”; nothing, nada and zip! I’m so frustrated, there has to be something out there for the topic to be so joyfully discussed by intelligent university students, especially psych students.
Here is where I need your help. I was hoping one or more of you might know where to find this information and could pass it on to me. Seriously! The implications of this could be huge! This might even be a PhD for someone, not to mention that we need to do something about it a.s.a.p. I mean, what if these idiot babies grow up and decide to infiltrate our universities, or even worse, what if their already here?
We, as future psychologists, will be at the forefront of this modern day phenomena when the government needs help, we will need to be informed and prepared for the invasion.
Some of the solutions I’ve been mulling around in my head (in case it’s true) are;
1. First and foremost we need to sterilize ALL girls with an I.Q of less than 80 or the earning capacity of less than $25’000 - nah let’s make it $40’000. Why all of them you ask? Because most single mothers don’t start out at Mt Druitt, they go where public housing send them, and we need to be sure we get them all.
2. We build a large fence around the area to keep them in and keep all men out, to prevent any further offspring.
3. We must, without doubt, take what children are there and put them immediately into institutions for their own good. Perhaps we could foster them out to families as domestic help. But under no circumstances allow them to breed.
This must all be done under the cover of night, if it gets out that the government is rounding them up they might try and run - maybe to Wyomming’s public housing, and that would only bring them closer to us!
Now, I know this has been done before, but, I believe if I can find the proof, I can convince the government to approve it.
I would be interested in your thoughts, I’ve started a thread on BB for you to send any information you find as well. I wanted to start this on BB, but the word limit wouldn’t permit me explain it properly.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Ann.
made me lol anyway
she got offended by something from a tut and everyone pretty much agreeing that bogans give birth to bogans
anyway this is it
Hi guys,
I’m confused over a topic that was raised in my last tutorial and I’m hoping one of you may be able to help me.
Apparently, single mothers living in the western suburbs of Sydney (or Bogans as one student put it) are responsible for lowering the intellectual standing of all Australians. The reasons given were
1. That they were pushing them out faster than the rest of us or breeding like rabbits, I think it was.
2. Because they don’t have the ability to earn vast amounts of money, their offspring are destined to be stupid, and
3. Their single.
I knew at the time I should have asked for clarification, but I found that my brain went into overload and almost shut down on me. Anything that would have come out of my mouth at the time would not have been intelligent or academic for that matter. But after some rest and plenty of vitamin B, it occurred to me - when the one person that always pounces on anyone that dare express an opinion that is not based in science said nothing, perhaps it’s true.
So I decided to look for proof; a research paper; books anything! I went on Google scholar and searched under “Bogans give birth to bunnies”, “single women to stupid to raise smart children” and “money and men are what you need to succeed”; nothing, nada and zip! I’m so frustrated, there has to be something out there for the topic to be so joyfully discussed by intelligent university students, especially psych students.
Here is where I need your help. I was hoping one or more of you might know where to find this information and could pass it on to me. Seriously! The implications of this could be huge! This might even be a PhD for someone, not to mention that we need to do something about it a.s.a.p. I mean, what if these idiot babies grow up and decide to infiltrate our universities, or even worse, what if their already here?
We, as future psychologists, will be at the forefront of this modern day phenomena when the government needs help, we will need to be informed and prepared for the invasion.
Some of the solutions I’ve been mulling around in my head (in case it’s true) are;
1. First and foremost we need to sterilize ALL girls with an I.Q of less than 80 or the earning capacity of less than $25’000 - nah let’s make it $40’000. Why all of them you ask? Because most single mothers don’t start out at Mt Druitt, they go where public housing send them, and we need to be sure we get them all.
2. We build a large fence around the area to keep them in and keep all men out, to prevent any further offspring.
3. We must, without doubt, take what children are there and put them immediately into institutions for their own good. Perhaps we could foster them out to families as domestic help. But under no circumstances allow them to breed.
This must all be done under the cover of night, if it gets out that the government is rounding them up they might try and run - maybe to Wyomming’s public housing, and that would only bring them closer to us!
Now, I know this has been done before, but, I believe if I can find the proof, I can convince the government to approve it.
I would be interested in your thoughts, I’ve started a thread on BB for you to send any information you find as well. I wanted to start this on BB, but the word limit wouldn’t permit me explain it properly.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Ann.
made me lol anyway
