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Bird tables
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:32 pm
by Storm
As some of you know, my car is still in the body shop getting the sills redone and I have been a bit bored
So I decided to make a bird table
I spent a good while, making sure everything was straight, getting it balanced, etc, but when wifey came in from work she went mad
Called all my hard work stupid
Sometimes I don’t understand women, I thought giving her 6 out of 10 was being pretty generous myself…
EDIT - my mate must have done a similar thing because he just called and said he'd given her one....
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:33 am
by nicholas
sorry, but wtf?
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:36 am
by BorepYano
nicholas wrote:sorry, but wtf?
x2
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:05 am
by I8A4RE
X3 i read a few times and thought i had it.....but no
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:03 am
by jonowong
as for wife... she gets 6/10
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:25 pm
by Storm
I8A4RE wrote:X3 i read a few times and thought i had it.....but no
Doh, even the English on the MG site got this one, although a couple had to have it explained by their wives
I made a Bird Table... a Table of Birds.. you know Birds in a table, ranked 1 to 10...
I'll get my coat then...
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:33 pm
by Dan25
HAHAHAHA
I get it now...
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:39 pm
by Supplanter
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:50 pm
by Shahrez
Supplanter wrote:
hahhaahah thats hilarious!!! haahahahaha
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:01 pm
by harry90
lol...im confused...
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:29 am
by arctan
I was wtf at first but haha that is good
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:53 am
by BorepYano
Supplanter wrote:
"lip my stockings"
"um... what?"
"lip my stockings, lip lip"
"oh right, rip. ...ok.."
"lape lape!!"
Storm - just out of curiosity, what were the categories in your table?
Re: Bird tables
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:55 am
by FTEvolution
Storm wrote:As some of you know, my car is still in the body shop getting the sills redone and I have been a bit bored
So I decided to make a bird table
I spent a good while, making sure everything was straight, getting it balanced, etc, but when wifey came in from work she went mad
Called all my hard work stupid
Sometimes I don’t understand women, I thought giving her 6 out of 10 was being pretty generous myself…
EDIT - my mate must have done a similar thing because he just called and said he'd given her one....
It took me a bloody day, then the innuendo in the replies before I got it...
f**king GOLD! haha
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:04 am
by I8A4RE
Got it.........
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:07 pm
by koolio1234
huh? Im still like...wtf
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:01 pm
by arctan
koolio1234 wrote:huh? Im still like...wtf
bird tables
a table that you draw on a piece of paper and rate birds/girls
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:40 am
by Cassf88
its good u have a hobby...
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:20 pm
by J
BorepYano wrote:Supplanter wrote:
"lip my stockings"
"um... what?"
"lip my stockings, lip lip"
"oh right, rip. ...ok.."
"lape lape!!"
LOL!
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:57 pm
by Bennoz
