FTO AUSTRALIA

damn the forums are boring, everyone is gone

psshhh hope u's are all having a good time

it's all good, i'm still here and that's all you need in life

haha I'm here too... so bored though. Think I might go for a drive by myself and go find some commonwhores to point and laugh at, lol
"Dan - Waging his own war on commonwhores"

me too still here at home...trying to put baby to sleep....

hope they are all enjoying and take some nice group photos..

Richy wrote:hope they are all enjoying and take some nice group photos..

bahahaha im sure they would be

Haha maybs you could just spend the night whoring this thread and bitching about everyone coz they arent here to defend themselves. Then once they all get home tomoro they can have a nice 10 page thread to read with blurry hang-over eyes.

Random thought...

or we can whore in this thread to boost our post count

reminds me so much of that simpsons episode where bart and milhouse come across a stopwatch that actually stops time

Bart: Do you know what this means?
Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it first
Bart: We can do anything we want!
Milhouse: Lets get really far ahead on our homework! Wait till the other kids see we're already on the RED unit of Adventures In Reading.

hahahaha

whore whore whore

wait till they see my post count is higher than bennoz

hahaha i think i remember that simpsons episode.

lol I would love to help you in your quest to whore your way to post count glory, but I'm so bored I think I may go out for a drive on my own now...

lol why don't you guys go out on a saturday night?

and before you say anything, i'm waiting for my mate to pick me up - he'll be here in 15 min

ive got my 700ml of bundy for the night. all set

Simple, I have no friends. I just scrolled through my whole contact list in my phone and realised I don't like anyone in there anymore

haha awwww. i'm sure you have friends.

dude, my friend just called me to tell me why he was late.
he goes "man, sorry about the delay.. you won't believe it but theres a party in my street and i had these 3 drunk girls out the front of my house so i was talking to them and now i'm trying to convince them to come cruising with us."

so he's gonna call me back soon and let me know sounds like its gonna be a farkin sweeeeet night.
i should probably slow down on the rum if i want to perform later on... meh. halfway through this bottle and still able to type so clearly need to drink more!! wooooo

hey i already tried going out, attempted to gate crash but it didn't work out my friends didn't want to cruise either *assholes*

came back home within 15 mins

haha awwww. if you guys were in melb i'd take you out.

i just called my mate because he still hadn't picked me up. he's finally coming now will be here in 20 min. then we're going back to pick up these girls. really hoping that they're hot!
i think this will be an epic night. i feel like i'm on ecstasy right now. everything is just going my way
if you're wondering why my typing is so good, it took me 5 minutes to write this even clicking that smiley just there took 4 attempts. i kept hitting the wrong one ahahaha

have a good night boys (if i don't post again before my mate gets here)

my mate jsut called me again hes gonna be here in 15 min. we've got invites to some random party and got all the girls in the car on the way to my house. this is gonna be the best night EVER !!!! wooooooooo!

i'm off to call my mate that ditched me tonight and tell him exactly what hes missing

this will definitely be my last post. gotta get some aftershave n stuff happening n do my hair there is ladies waiting.
have a good one boys

Awww, you missed out on the FTO orgy

sorry about the drunken posts last night guys.
but for the record, that party was insaaaaane!
when i rocked up i found out that it was a white themed party, which was funny because under my jacket I was wearing a white t-shirt.
had about 70% girls there so me and my mate were pimpinggg
anyway, i'm going back to bed coz my head hurts

naa na na naa naa... You suckaz missed out, hey tippin9 why didnt you come we ended up leaving pheasants nest at 6.15 enought time for anyone to get there.

Since we are whoring. i had 7 leaches on my legs 10mins after i got out of the car at dwaynes place

Damn whores

had soccer yesterday, coach has a spaz if anyone misses a game would have loved to come though

PS: nice, u've hit 1000 posts

1003 posts woooooooooo. 1/10th of bens post count, i think i'll celebrate with a car wash tomorow.

Seriously i should be past out, tired on the bed because of the bonfire.... The drive home was just as insane as the one coming there, i think adrenalin is still high.