FTO AUSTRALIA

Wife was a bit drunk last night and started the dreaded conversation - How many people have you slept with?

She gave the stat female answers - The youth who took my virginity, the guy in college who I thought I was in love with and you, the love of my life

Being a bit pissed I made the mistake of being fairly honest and she made me name them all, from the first person I slept with up to and including her.

Now the hangover is clearing I am starting to realise that is where I should have stopped

Bill

Nice knowing you Bill.
*waves good bye*
this is why you have to make sure you are either too drunk to talk or the missus is way to drunk to remember

you had a good run bill, we're alll gonna miss you here

LOL

Poor guy ... lol ...

I use to get that topic a lot ... My missus, is a V, and it always bothered her that I was active since 16 ... So i use to lie and not mention a few 1 night stands and stuff.. She caught me out a couple of times, but still thinks I slept with less... So I just have to remember how many I told her....

what you should say to them is " sorry sweetheart but I dont keep a score card of ppl I sleep with it could be 1 or 6, and any way I am with you and you seam very happy with the way I pleas you in the beadroom (or where every you like to do it ) so what diference dose it make."
or
"Think of it this way every one has done sex ED at school I have just had advanced lesons"


But the best one would be:-
" I have slepped with ... but I make love to you"
then you go home and try out the last part of the house that you havnt played around in yet

at leest your list ended with your missus

aza013 wrote: "Think of it this way every one has done sex ED at school I have just had advanced lesons"

Definitely going to use this one next time my ex brings up how many chickys i been with.

ohhhh sh*t... Thats like the dreaded ''i love you'' scenario where you have to mutter ''umm thankyou?''

Hahah good read

alekazam wrote:at leest your list ended with your missus

rofl

K'en hell, you can remember them all!? By name too!?!

I gotta ease off the piss..

aza013 wrote:but I dont keep a score card of ppl I sleep with

What is so wrong with that???

lol

Yeah my last ex was a V.... But thankfully never asked about my previous activities...

I think she knew deep down that it was a number that she never wanted to hear....

right-- girls perspective

i dont think its so much that she cares bout the numbers but the fact that she can now hang sh*t on u

i know how many chicks my guy's been with n its not for any other reason than curiosity.

the only thing i say your silly for-- naming them...all. to me that would make me think that they were all 'special' in your life n that im not any different.

if she starts asking u more info.. or opens a convo with "oh remeber how the other night you were telling me..." FALL ASLEEP! it will only get worse

great story though n i hop it ends up being a happy ending

ahah thanks for the inside info Cassf88 funny I get nervous when my missers starts asking for more details

any time... Dr. Cass is here to help

Cassf88 wrote:...
if she starts asking you more info.. or opens a convo with "oh remeber how the other night you were telling me..." FALL ASLEEP!...

classic ROFL LMAO PMSL etc etc (insert other pimply geek talk that means "laughing" and waht not)

actually... that's the one thing i've learnt to do very well since of a young age