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Man raped by Wombat

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:25 pm
by sublime19
Original Link: http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tale ... 44849.html

NZ man sentenced after claiming to have been raped by a wombat
March 28, 2008 - 7:55AM

A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours community service.

Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:29 pm
by harry90
:lol: a wombat....of all things... :roll: :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:50 pm
by I8A4RE
ROFL
"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,"
BAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:13 am
by maggsy
bahahahaha. thats definately original. :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:28 am
by mr-charisma
bloody NZ'ers ... good to see the animals getting a bit of their own back for a change! :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:46 am
by I8A4RE
The funny thing is we dont even have wombat's in NZ........ so it must have flown over to do it :lol:

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:52 am
by vipfto
The funny thing is we dont even have wombat's in NZ........ so it must have flown over to do it

+1 Still thats some funny sh!t