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*~delightful!~* Experience
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:12 pm
by lwrida
Ok heres the story.
When ppl say to me suck my d***, my usual come back is well flop it out and then they back away. End of sucky macho stuff.
Well last night, my mate said shut up or I'll turkey slap you, so as usual I presented my face and said well slap me then, then the unthinkable happened.
He actually turkey slapped me !!
I've showered twice since then, do you think that's enough showering or should I continue to scrub my face till it bleeds?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:25 pm
by MissxFTO
LLLLLLMMMMMMMMMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
omg!!! that is the funniest thing i have heard ALLLLL day!!!
i think you should go get a metal brush and scrub your face
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:32 pm
by lwrida
lol I was looking a the wire brushes at work today and thinking about it.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:44 pm
by MissxFTO
lol!!!
im still giggling.. i could just imagine a guys face after an episode like that.. very funny
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:49 pm
by Supplanter
your friend is called "Oliver", right?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm
by rock_it
Blahahahahahaha .... That is some funny sh*t ....
Keep showering though bro .... Maybe after about 12 hours under the tap, you will be half way clean ... lol ....
I always say to my mates to flop it out, if they say suck my dick .... If one of them actually did that, or even tried to turkey slap me... I think I would die ...
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:01 pm
by lwrida
Supplanter wrote:your friend is called "Oliver", right?
Oh god no !!
If it was I'd shot myself.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:17 pm
by FtoSam
hahaha... pretty sure by the time he had it half way out i'd be runnin away...
how slow must your reflexes be!!
and yeh... scub till bleeds then dis-infect with metho.. might do the trick...
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:17 pm
by manofwood
fire cleans all...
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:11 pm
by lwrida
FtoSam wrote:hahaha... pretty sure by the time he had it half way out i'd be runnin away...
how slow must your reflexes be!!
and yeh... scub till bleeds then dis-infect with metho.. might do the trick...
I wasnt looking at him, I had my face posed so i was facing away from him
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:51 pm
by maggsy
sucks to be you
can't believe someone would actually flop their d*** out in front of you though, especially a mate.
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:03 pm
by Bennoz
I have a habit of getting my kit out
Usually to do the windmill thou
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:30 am
by Delvance
Hahaha...bugger! Lol
My mate and his mate...
"Hey mitch, mitch, mitch"
*on a pc playing games* "whhaatt ?"
"Hey mitch, mitch, mitch"
*Sigh, turns around and finds his mate flopped out on his shoulder*
Hahaha
(names changed
)
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:45 am
by eThix
lol i'm suprised you told us.... maybe next time you won't say it to guys
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:05 am
by jakey106
hahaha dude u got OWNED
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:48 am
by MissxFTO
Bennoz wrote:I have a habit of getting my kit out
Usually to do the windmill thou
ROFL!!!!
the truth comes out!
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:07 pm
by jonowong
i bet you loved it! thats why u pubically saying you had a *~delightful!~* experience!
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:23 pm
by mr_f700
i keep tellin u your *~delightful!~* chris
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:26 pm
by aza013
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:40 pm
by jonowong