Speak to god
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:55 am
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Holy crap this kept me entertained for hours...
Holy crap this kept me entertained for hours...
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:22 pm
god dammit! i just spent $4 at an internet cafe playin with that stupid thing
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:25 pm
bahahahahaha
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:37 pm
if you keep typing the same thing it will answer the same thing .... no fun 
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:54 pm
Lol... depends what your typing...
typing yes repeatedly gets diff answers but typing no gets the same..
Its hella funny to have an argument with it...
typing yes repeatedly gets diff answers but typing no gets the same..
Its hella funny to have an argument with it...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:02 pm
wow... Asking about the bible... that's a good answer.
Me:
I think genesis is a load of bollocks
God:
Why? Aren't all load of bollocks genesis?
Me:
I think genesis is a load of bollocks
God:
Why? Aren't all load of bollocks genesis?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:22 pm
Me:
who made u?
God:
Marvin Minsky.
.
Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
who made u?
God:
Marvin Minsky.
.Me:
when will i die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:31 pm
Me:
do u believe in creationism
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no,evolution
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? What is your real name?
Me:
y r u going to stalk me
God:
Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
do u believe in creationism
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no,evolution
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person? What is your real name?
Me:
y r u going to stalk me
God:
Myself programmed me for it..
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:33 pm
Me: If I kill children on Sundays will I go to hell
iGod: Try it
iGod: Try it
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:41 pm
When it asked for my name I answered "Lucifer"...
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is lucifer and I am good. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
so god is sexist too
God:
Mmm. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was sexist too.
Me:
you just made a sexist remark, therefore you are sexist
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
i didn't need too, you are god, god is omnipotent
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i am a devout atheist
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a devout atheist? Is that your job?
Me:
it is my reason for being
God:
Congratulations, lucifer and I am good.
Me:
you are good? you sound figjam too me
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, lucifer and I am good. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
you keep ending your sentences with "i am good", you sound like a very arrogant god to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, lucifer and I am good.
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is lucifer and I am good. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
so god is sexist too
God:
Mmm. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was sexist too.
Me:
you just made a sexist remark, therefore you are sexist
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
i didn't need too, you are god, god is omnipotent
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i am a devout atheist
God:
That makes sense to me. You are a devout atheist? Is that your job?
Me:
it is my reason for being
God:
Congratulations, lucifer and I am good.
Me:
you are good? you sound figjam too me
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, lucifer and I am good. In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
you keep ending your sentences with "i am good", you sound like a very arrogant god to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, lucifer and I am good.
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:36 pm
Hahah its like talking to a car sales person, it answer your question buy asking an open question.
So if you do the same, it will just crap up some random BS LOL
So if you do the same, it will just crap up some random BS LOL
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:40 pm
Me:
are you the god of rainbows?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god of rainbows.
are you the god of rainbows?
God:
Yes I am the one and only god of rainbows.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:33 am
Me:
Hows your son?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
You tit
God:
Thanks for the information: Bennoz said I tit.
Hows your son?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
You tit
God:
Thanks for the information: Bennoz said I tit.