FTO AUSTRALIA

Im just LMFAO right now...

lol shieet this is getting waaaaay too outta control! hahaha.. she prolli think we're a bunch of (actually not me cos i havnt said anything lol) desperados

We need another female to come make a comment here now.. where's kaz?!

But keep them coming, its entertaining And i'm sure Chris & Joel will smooth things out for Nikki, if she ever got offened by any comments here If not "father figure" will

Did you hear that Chris? We've just been promoted to thread moderators! Now where are these magic buttons at?

LOL u guys are funny and cute but you all look terrible from the photos you posted up. at least i'm honest right especially since you all are on this particular thread.

are there actually any girls in this club? we need some serious girl talk particularly if i go to this paintball thing we're planning.

i wouldn't wanna drive on my own though coz i'll be lonely.......

What are you doing up so early? Not that I'm saying that you need anymore beauty sleep.

i'm just getting ready for work.........

by the way who's the cute guy 2nd from the left who's about to drink the wine?

the girl in the bandanna is pretty hot as well! i hope she comes to paintballing

Well the dude you're talking about is Mr Khungeng aka Chris.......good bloke.

And the one with the bandana on is Mell and she hasn't been on here a while. I think she's totally hot as well!

sublime19 wrote:lol shieet this is getting waaaaay too outta control! hahaha.. she prolli think we're a bunch of (actually not me cos i havnt said anything lol) desperados

Now you know how most of the committee and moderators feel, everytime a chick post up here, the daily post counter will go off like a pokie machine and the thread will be swamp with kiddies "sucking up"

At least this time is most of the "adult" who flooding the thread, the "kids" just tag along and learn

She's really popular coz I've never started a thread that went for 5 pages. But one day I might.......

Yeah I look average in that pic...here is a more recent one at QV with some chick I picked up at the Sushi bar joint...she said she was famous??? dunno but she had a great arse.

PM for more details and a number...a line number cos I'm booked out for about 1 week...i might fit u in for breakfest at 7 next wednesday?

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[choppers dad] Nice shirt son, do they make 'em for men?[/choppers dad]

Chopper is a awsome movie.. i got bored last night and decided to have some fun with photoshop with my car i did such a crappy job check it out.
by the way is anyone having trouble puting a pic on there account i tryed it a number of times and it keeps saying there is no data attach to the link or its not a jpg or gif when it is a jpg.
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Jesus boys, put your dicks back in your pants and leave the poor girl alone or I'll have to hurt you!!

Welcome Nikki, I am the longest serving female member (bar the ex secretary who is off doing racie type things with her b/f now) of this site, and the club secretary..... If this lot give you any trouble just let me know!!!

You have been warned children!

Jesus Jakey, how old are you..... 14???

lol no i am 19 and yes i know i look young thats why i always make sure i have 2 diff types of id with me but at leas i will look young by the time i am 40 so when ya think about it its a bitch at my age but a blessing when im older

kazbah wrote:Jesus boys, put your dicks back in your pants and leave the poor girl alone or I'll have to hurt you!!

noooo.... kaz found out.... EVERYONE RUN!!!!!

geez kaz, how're we supposed to trick the newbie
into sleeping with us with you around?

S1LVERFISH wrote:

kazbah wrote:Jesus boys, put your dicks back in your pants and leave the poor girl alone or I'll have to hurt you!!

noooo.... kaz found out.... EVERYONE RUN!!!!!

geez kaz, how're we supposed to trick the newbie
into sleeping with us with you around?

Someone wanna try pick Kaz up?

That'll take her mind of this

I'm multi-skilled, I can do that and keep an eye on things here

well here are some pick up lines for use to try

) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up

Bennoz wrote:Someone wanna try pick Kaz up?

That'll take her mind of this

i'll take one for the team...
i'll distract Kaz while you guys lead the newbie astray

*ahem*
so Kaz... can i interest you in breakfast in bed?