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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:10 pm
by kazbah
Easy he used the Aussie males foreplay.............. "you 'wake"
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:20 pm
by SchumieFan
sh*t! kiwis dont even ask!.... doesnt matter if your asleep....
wait...
that sounds like what ben did.... ben u got a bit of kiwi in u?
sheep
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:18 pm
by dstocks
sheep dont answer back anyways
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:27 pm
by SchumieFan
HAAAAAAAAAA-BLOODY-HAAAAAAAAA
touche
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:37 am
by Bennoz
SchumieFan wrote:sh*t! kiwis dont even ask!.... doesnt matter if your asleep....
wait...
that sounds like what ben did.... ben u got a bit of kiwi in u?
Yeah but there's a difference between slipping your meat & 2 veg into a sleeping chick VS a drugged one
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:13 pm
by SchumieFan
Ben bro, you sound like a guy in the know.... any chance of getting you to join us in melbourne for the F1? Might be a good night to get on the grog with the boys
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:20 pm
by Bennoz
Mate I'd love to, only issue is $$$ at the moment. Going OS later this year & have had to go into tight arse mode. So Im trying to get a 'work trip' to cover it lol. Contemplating driving down too... I'll see how I go.
As you probably guessed I hate a drink too
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:24 pm
by SchumieFan
Bennoz wrote:
As you probably guessed I hate a drink too
shhhhhhhhhhh me 2 but thats the excuse im using...
would be good to see u ... hope your light arse has enough to squeeze 1 out and come join "us" i say us cause i dont know who im gonna acctually see! whos keen to have a social in melb?
pete... i can drag u if i have to so make it easy and come willigly
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:29 pm
by Bennoz
I was last down for it about 5 years ago. Had an absolute bender on the Sat night, lost one of my mates at 11pm.... he rang at 2am & through his muffled drunken tones we found him in a pub in the middle of Melb city. He had a brand new pair of pants on (with price tag on) and was sitting with some random chick on his lap. Asked him about his pants & apparently the chick sitting on his lap had gone him for a blowy & gagged then hurled all over his crutch hehehe.
We didnt get any sleep, stumbled back to the track at 8am out of some crusty club
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:46 pm
by SchumieFan
HAHAHA brilliant.... thats sounds like the exact dreamer of a night.... except my dream gurl woulda swallowed.... cant believe that chick stuck with him after that....
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:47 pm
by Bennoz
Hahaha, she looked mighty pale & dishevelled on his lap thou
Obviously didnt get her protien fix!
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:56 pm
by SchumieFan
poor girl.... get her another drink!
still.... id pay money to see that hahahahahah
are we the only ones posting or what?
im struggling to keep up...
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:01 pm
by Bennoz
I think we are mate. I should be out on the turps but cant be arsed tonight!
And we got "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" on tele here hehehe.
Vin Deisel makes me wanna spit up a little bit into my sock
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:06 pm
by SchumieFan
Yeah i should be too but i really dont feel like it.... plus it is 1:05AM here so even i.... the former world champ must get some shut eye...
consider yourself piked
Re: Kaz's undercarraige & Petes big feet
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:18 pm
by SchumieFan
DIG! DIG! (only for a ROFL or two!)
Re: Kaz's undercarraige & Petes big feet
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:24 pm
by aza013
I take it the mrs is at work Schumie
Nothing to do hehehehe.
Re: Kaz's undercarraige & Petes big feet
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:41 pm
by SchumieFan
i was searching for something (manually cause the search db is out) and i found a few GOLD threads LOL