FTO AUSTRALIA

EDIT - tally board moved to page 6

UPDATE 20/8

* The australian women's basketball team, The Opals,
trounced the Czech Republic 79-46 in their quarter final clash.
Newspapers everywhere finally got to use the headline -
"Aussie Women Bounce Czecks"

* The australia men's basketball team, The Boomers,
will face their ultimate test today as the take on
the United States 'Dream Team' which includes NBA superstars
Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.
This will be a MUST SEE game...
...especially if you have the Harlem Globetrotters music
playing in the background while you watch it!



* in un-related news, 2 teens in the UK were forced to flog themselves in a ceremony
as ordered by their muslim leader, resulting in cuts & bleeding.
Eddie McGuire has been flogging himself for years and seems to be doing okay so far.

Oh sh*t, australia did better than what i thought! ... for my sakes lets hope they grab silvers from now on

xSlurpee wrote:Oh sh*t, australia did better than what i thought! ... for my sakes lets hope they grab silvers from now on

Wouldnt surprise me if aus didnt get anymore gold.

what if they get 12 gold

KJ_bob wrote:what if they get 12 gold

then it'd be a contest between the 3 people that tipped 11 & 13,
and whoever gets closest to the right amount of silver medals.

don't worry, i already considered that possibility

Sweet! i still have a chance at being tipping comp winner

Off topic ... gosh, how good are the americans at b-ball!?

xSlurpee wrote:Off topic ... gosh, how good are the americans at b-ball!?

OMG, how crap was channel 7's coverage!!! and how much did the commentator complain

end of the first half: lets cross to 800m qualifies, and then run some ads, and return the 3rd quarter.... after 3mins of the 10min quarter has already past.

oh, interchange,lets run a 5min block of ads, and come back after a total of 15points have been scored...

sorry just needed to vent.

+1 Borep, it was ridiculous. Every small thing had a break to come with it.

Oh, free throw, i guess we have time for a 10 minute break and we will return when the match is over.

UPDATE 21/8

* as each day of the olympics goes by, it's becoming more & more obvious
that channel 7 showed as much swimming as possible to distract viewers
with all the bright & shiny gold medals we were winning
to hide the fact that the rest of their coverage is COMPLETE sh*t!!!
my vote for worst commentator - Simon Marshall in the equestrian events
that guy couldn't commentate his way out of a wet paper bag

* Australia's hopes of winning gold in the BMX event have been put on hold
as heavy rain forced the delay of today's semi-finals.
this is now officially the only event i could give a rats arse about

* Greco-Roman Wrestling - looks *~delightful!~* when guys do it.
unfortunately all the women wrestlers look like guys too

* in un-related news, for dating Jennifer Aniston i award John Mayer a silver medal.
for dumping her via SMS.... i'll upgrade him to gold.
your music might be crap... but you the man John Mayer!!!

Ok man honestly these updates are some seriously funny sh*t. Keep them coming silverfish!

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 21/8
* Greco-Roman Wrestling - looks *~delightful!~* when guys do it.
unfortunately all the women wrestlers look like guys too

What about the one when they cut to the ads (this is specific ), with the coach like beating the sh*t out of that wrestling chick!

UPDATE 22/8

* Australian Jared Tallent has won his second medal of the Beijing Games,
picking up a silver in the men's 50 km walk,
fuelled by a diet of pizza and flat soft drink.
Pizza and soft drink hey???
nah, John Mayer is still my hero... Jared Tallent can be second

* British Olympic boxer Billy Joe Saunders has been suspended after
posting an explicit video on YouTube showing a sexual confrontation with a French woman.
heh heh... looks like there's a new contender to be my hero!

* in un-related news, an abandoned whale calf was euthanized after it
was believed it was orphaned an unable to survive.
Hours later the deceased whale's mother was found!
just 1 more reason for fat kids not to get lost at the beach

SILVERFISH wrote:UPDATE 22/8

* Australian Jared Tallent has won his second medal of the Beijing Games,
picking up a silver in the men's 50 km walk,
fuelled by a diet of pizza and flat soft drink.
Pizza and soft drink hey???
nah, John Mayer is still my hero... Jared Tallent can be second

* British Olympic boxer Billy Joe Saunders has been suspended after
posting an explicit video on YouTube showing a sexual confrontation with a French woman.
heh heh... looks like there's a new contender to be my hero!

* in un-related news, an abandoned whale calf was euthanized after it
was believed it was orphaned an unable to survive. Hours later the deceased whale's mother was found!
just 1 more reason for fat kids not to get lost at the beach

UPDATE 23/8

* Steve Hooker has become the first australian male in 40 years
to win gold in olympic track & field with an amazing win in the pole vault,
securing the gold with a vault of 5.90 metres,
before going on to set a new olympic record of 5.96 metres.
the guy is also in desperate need of a haircut...
see if you can pick which one is the gold medalist from Aus
& which one is the cowardly lion from Oz -



* I'm not saying i hate Bruce McAveny... hate is such a strong word,
I just won't be sad when he dies, that's all

* aussie triple gold medalist Stephanie Rice has been
spotted "playing tonsil hockey" with american swimming superstar, Michael Phelps.
Phelps recently broke Mark Spitz 36 year old record for
the most gold medals at an olympic games,
and looks on track to find out if Rice spitz or swallowz.

* in un-related news, an Islamic organisation in Nigeria
has issued a death sentence on a man who married 80 women -
76 more than the maximum of four allowed by Islam.
with 80 wives nagging him daily, the man was thrilled to hear the news
and thanked the court for ending the nightmare he'd gotten himself into.

lol i was hanging out all day yesterday for your update

hahaha same too dude! after work i cant wait to get home and have a good giggle from the updates

Keep it up Gavin

14 gold 15 silver 17 bronze... they just had to win something didnt they.

harry90 wrote:14 gold

cool... this may sound selfish but... they can stop winnign golds now lol

You know i kind of have a feeling our forum presi ... might win this