Kaz's undercarraige & Petes big feet

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Well dunno if you aussies are prudish but a few of us in the uk have tried it. the passenger seat goes back far enough that its good to lie back on and your partner/wife/mistress/casual sh@g can get one leg on top of the dash and the other out of the window and onto the wing mirror....wouldnt suggest doing it in the back though......seem to remember a few years ago a chap who managed to slip a disc in his back and they had to cut the roof off of his car to get him out.....plus it wasnt his wife underneath him :oops:
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Hahaha :lol: That is hilarious! Can't say I've tried that one!
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Is this for real I'm only new here what a site, there should be a porn thread here
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Gatesy wrote:Well dunno if you aussies are prudish but a few of us in the uk have tried it. the passenger seat goes back far enough that its good to lie back on and your partner/wife/mistress/casual sh@g can get one leg on top of the dash and the other out of the window and onto the wing mirror....wouldnt suggest doing it in the back though......seem to remember a few years ago a chap who managed to slip a disc in his back and they had to cut the roof off of his car to get him out.....plus it wasnt his wife underneath him :oops:
I feel a DIY (with pictures) coming on soon.


Haha, I made a pun. :lol:
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Lurker wrote::evil: I have a handycam
SchumieFan wrote:ME TOO! we can capture multiple angles to catch that bit right when kaz cums her head goes thru the rear windshield
I've got a 3CCD broadcast quality videocam, so we can make a paysite out of this. BangFTO or FTOBang ahahahaha :twisted:
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BuCkEt wrote: Haha, I made a pun. :lol:
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Bring on the bang bus again! Hahaha

Sorry guys I didn't mean to take this thread to the gutter........
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Maybe....... :twisted:
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You were far too late to do that. It had already been in the gutter, gone down the drain and been stewing in the sewer for quite some time.
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    Agreed.... It now appears to have developed an odd odour :|
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    Yeah I smell it too........wonder what it is........?????

    No comment :lol:
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    I leave u guys alone for just a little while and you head south!! (oh look Pete I made a pun too :lol: )
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    8O

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    Post by kazbah »

    Ouch!!! Thats assault, now kiss it better! :P
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    LOL

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    Awwwwwwwww... cute!
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    Nacho wrote:Yeah I smell it too........wonder what it is........?????

    No comment :lol:
    Sorry boys, i aint had a shower for a few days.... :oops:






    Ben, bro, why dont you just f**k kaz and be done with it.... then others on the forum like myself dont have to throw up in our mouths a little bit every time you 2 post :)
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    Fine

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    You happy now? lol
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    Post by SchumieFan »

    PMSL!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA

    was that consentual or did u shag her in her sleep?

    Kaz.... were u at all aware of this action?


    HAHAHAHA
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    Post by kazbah »

    Oi where was I when that happened??? Musta been asleep ... Ben you're a stud :roll: :lol: :lol:
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    Post by SchumieFan »

    WTF! how could he pull off that? i hope all aussie women r easy.... see i wuda taken the smooth approach... something like...


    "Hey Kaz, looks like your on top this time ;););)
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