what GOod is a BoyFriend?

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:24 pm

kazbah wrote:Hmmmmm as expected

Well if you must understand the mans mind - He was never going to fix your shoulder! Its all about the cocktail frankfurt & its hall of fame

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:27 pm

Oh believe me I understand which head the man is governed by!!!! Sheesh!

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:32 pm

kazbah wrote:Oh believe me I understand which head the man is governed by!!!! Sheesh!

LOL

What are the kids going to think when they all log on here tomorrow.... hehehehehehee

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:38 pm

they may learn some basic thruths

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:43 pm

We should start a therapy thread... "Yeah my mans being a pr_ck, what do I do?" "Throw a stubby at him, then headbut him & tell him he's an assh*le"

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:45 pm

Or love him into submission

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:57 pm

kazbah wrote:Or love him into submission

Nice tac! I like it...

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:02 pm

Us women are full of devious tricks....

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:06 pm

Still wont get that sore shoulder rubbed thou... hehehe

Just take the cash from his wallet for a professional massage

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:11 pm

Damn you've worked us out.... I'll have to be more careful in the future...**Dream time.... Well muscled, tall, dark, handsome, HETROsexual male rubbing my back and NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING in return $45.00....... Sleep PRICELESS!! **:D

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:22 pm

kazbah wrote:Damn you've worked us out.... I'll have to be more careful in the future...**Dream time.... Well muscled, tall, dark, handsome, HETROsexual male rubbing my back and NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING in return $45.00....... Sleep PRICELESS!! **:D

Hahahahaha.... Well seeing as you know men so well then you'd know our equivalent: 6 foot blonde, deaf mute, with double DD norks, sucks giggle sticks on demand.... hehehehe

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:25 pm

Everything but blonde....So do you have one in brunette????

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:31 pm

See what I can do hehehe... can I fool you with hair dye??

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:33 pm

Yup hair dye works for me.......

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:37 pm

kazbah wrote:Yup hair dye works for me.......

"Hey Sven! Come 'ere, I gotta job for ya!"
Hehehehe

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:41 pm

Hmmmm Sven with hair dye, depends upon his atrubutes!!! But if its blonde... No Thanks!!

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:48 pm

kazbah wrote:Hmmmm Sven with hair dye, depends upon his atrubutes!!! But if its blonde... No Thanks!!

Hmmmm the curtains the same as the cushions.. I'll work on that.

Post by **kazbah** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:52 pm

Yup keep working... I wont hold my breath ... being male and alll

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:59 pm

Its ok, you can hold your breath. It'll keep hubby happy with the lack of nagging heheheeee

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:27 am

And on that topic...
Why don't women fart as much as men?
Cause they don't shutup long enough to build up the required back pressure

And why is the bit of skin on a woman between her stomach & hips called a waist? Cause you could easily fit another set of t*ts in there....

Hehehe...