FTO AUSTRALIA

Yeah I did it at tafe.

And no its not like a massive thing, im actually the only tech support guy (There is I.T Manager & Network Engineer), its not a huge multilevel office.

I dont have to take calls from people outside the office and the office looked like it had about 50-60 staff.

11 months and 1 week till 3rd year! the countdown is on!

Kustom wrote:11 months and 1 week till 3rd year! the countdown is on!

8 months and 3 weeks till 4th year

silverGPX wrote:Yeah I did it at tafe.

And no its not like a massive thing, im actually the only tech support guy (There is I.T Manager & Network Engineer), its not a huge multilevel office.

I dont have to take calls from people outside the office and the office looked like it had about 50-60 staff.

Just prepare yourself for the following helpdesk query:

"My computer is running slow!!"

Causes:
- 10%: User has too much crap running in the background.
- 90%: User sees other employee get a new laptop, decides they want that one instead so complains theirs is crap.

It's using Citrix.

Rest assured, the worst line an IT guy can get is: "I can't print!"

To which my response is usually "Do I look like a printer technician?"

Bennoz wrote:Rest assured, the worst line an IT guy can get is: "I can't print!"

To which my response is usually "Do I look like a printer technician?"

Needs more boost

Kustom wrote:

Bennoz wrote:Rest assured, the worst line an IT guy can get is: "I can't print!"

To which my response is usually "Do I look like a printer technician?"

Needs more boost

Sorry what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of me smashing this c*nts head through the printer screen.

*pops into aisle 15*

We use big Olympus copiers / printers at work. A few weeks back we had a paper jam in a location where we needed a technician to come out and disassemble part of the printer (as in with a screwdriver, not just popping off plastic bits) to clear up the jam.

Man I hate printers.

Have you guys looked into Sabre Printers?

I don't do printers at all now. Flat out refuse to. Same with any Apple product.

Bennoz wrote:I don't do printers at all now. Flat out refuse to. Same with any Apple product.

They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.

Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
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RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
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Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain.

But only in Flash.

etc.

Bennoz wrote:I don't do printers at all now. Flat out refuse to. Same with any Apple product.

The Hipsters will revolt!

Don't do hipsters either An I make a point of never going into Starbucks

Finished my 3 years @ TAFE today, hoping for early release from my apprenticeship early next year.
Time to go to the mini-bonfire, celebrate and get pissed and get pissed again

Congratulations Phil!

PHIL069 wrote:
Finished my 3 years @ TAFE today, hoping for early release from my apprenticeship early next year.
Time to go to the mini-bonfire, celebrate and get pissed and get pissed again

Oooooooooooooh.
So, that's what people do with degrees....

I simply left school and attained a job.

Astron_Boy wrote:

PHIL069 wrote:
Finished my 3 years @ TAFE today, hoping for early release from my apprenticeship early next year.
Time to go to the mini-bonfire, celebrate and get pissed and get pissed again

Oooooooooooooh.
So, that's what people do with degrees....

I simply left school and attained a job.

Yeh, but back in the 1920s it was much easier to get a job without having any formal qualifications

Astron_Boy wrote:

Hey, take it easy on AstronBoy, being a blacksmith is hard work.

Supplanter wrote:Hey, take it easy on AstronBoy, being a blacksmith is hard work.

*insert Fry meme*
As I don't actually know what Astron does,
Not sure if kidding or not...