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this weekend is no good dude... already have family plans. hopefully the weather stays well for next weekend, i'll definitely be in it! :D

*see what you non-melburnians are missing out on?? :P*
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aww that hurts.. hehe.. well this weekend is no good for me either! plus my bf is on green p's aswell. done think he will cum n watch me have fun n get pissed! hehe
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uno what i want to know now? Who has a procrasinating bf/gf? does it farken piss you off? lol it pisses me OFF~!
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mrbexie is the biggest procrastinator!!.. so when we're trying to get ready to go out, I'm trying to get him ready to go out... then finally he gets ready.. takes two seconds and goes "im ready ill be in the car".. GRRR so then im left there half ready because im trying to get him to get ready.. and then he gets cranky at me for not being ready and sits in the car beeping the horn!!!!
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bexie wrote:mrbexie is the biggest procrastinator!!.. so when we're trying to get ready to go out, I'm trying to get him ready to go out... then finally he gets ready.. takes two seconds and goes "im ready ill be in the car".. GRRR so then im left there half ready because im trying to get him to get ready.. and then he gets cranky at me for not being ready and sits in the car beeping the horn!!!!
Hmmm as you said, since MrBexie only takes 2 seconds to be ready, doesn't it make sense if you tell him to get ready after you are totally ready??

I understand how women can takes 2hrs to get ready, because all girls want to "tart it up" for their partner & won't so call embarrasses them, but we guys know apart from that, you girls just love the attention on the street naturally. :wink:

One thing I don't get, why do 80% of female always try to figure out what they either missing or forget to bring after they put their shoes on & then standing at the door leaving it half open?? Why can't you girls just do that before putting shoes on & not stand at the door & let flies come in??? 8O

Some chicks please enlighten me. 8)
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>>insert Morpheus' voice here<< "Welcome, ...to the real world"
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ahhhah mikey, with 3 sisters & been living with my gf for 3yrs, i've been in the rabbit hole since i was born ahahahaaha
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Hmmm as you said, since MrBexie only takes 2 seconds to be ready, doesn't it make sense if you tell him to get ready after you are totally ready??

ive tried that too... but i have a sneaking suspicion that MrBexie does it on purpose just to annoy me :roll:
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<<<<<<<<<<<<< better cook than any woman I've ever met But women are more fun in bed than kitchen
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well mine goes out with anoda chic on our 11mth aniversary! jus him n her.. Boys! ArGh u love em ... but u hate em
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I cook, i clean, i fix things, i give my girl nice long massages when she has a bad day.
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Jase wrote:I cook, i clean, i fix things, i give my girl nice long massages when she has a bad day.
Touche mate - I believe we're still called called 'snags' :D
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well arent chu a nice bf jase.. my bf is the laziest person in the world.. i would prolly b dead lyin in a casket be4 he does any of that sh*t 4 me. if that makes any sense
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Trade him in on a new one. Seriously if he isn't spoiling you now chances are he never will. Girls need to be pampered every now and then. So do us guys. Give and you shall receive. Something like that.
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one Top bloke jASe! thumbs up for You! =]
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My other half paid for me to do a therapeutic massage course..... Wonder why :roll: :roll: :roll: Mind you at least he gets a massage without pressure, I ask for a massage and it turns into other stuff!!! WTF :roll:
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All that rubbing of flesh makes 'em stiff in the pee pee.
"Here let me get that sore shoulder for you babe - foooo-oomp!" There we go.. 8O
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Bennoz wrote:All that rubbing of flesh makes 'em stiff in the pee pee.
"Here let me get that sore shoulder for you babe - foooo-oomp!" There we go.. 8O
And how exactly did that help my sore shoulder!!! :evil:
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kazbah wrote:
Bennoz wrote:All that rubbing of flesh makes 'em stiff in the pee pee.
"Here let me get that sore shoulder for you babe - foooo-oomp!" There we go.. 8O
And how exactly did that help my sore shoulder!!! :evil:
Hahaha LOL... NO COMMENT :D :D :D :D :D
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Hmmmmm as expected :roll:
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