FTO AUSTRALIA

Bennoz wrote:Its ok, I'll relax him with some GHD

That will straightener him out

Bahahahahahahahahahaha at this whole thread

PHIL069 wrote:

Bennoz wrote:Its ok, I'll relax him with some GHD

That will straightener him out

These jokes are really gelling together nicely.

Come on guys, stop merkin about.

I don't think tarkus will be pulling any hairs, anyway he is at the root of this thread.
On his dry scalp does it lie.
He has no cause to split ends with us.
I believe that we will all remain plattered together in pure harmony hair and beauty.

Some here need to tone up their humour.
You're far too straight cut and trimmed.

the apointment book is open!

sweeny "tarkus" todd

I was going to claim this thread as the best ever, but it has to be down to the bl***y poms.

thanks guys and gals(and you know who you are)
price list will be posted soon.

tarkus wrote:the apointment book is open!

sweeny "tarkus" todd

I was going to claim this thread as the best ever, but it has to be down to the bl***y poms.

thanks guys and gals(and you know who you are)
price list will be posted soon.

Just cut and paste it

just showed Lyn this thread and her comment!
hairdresser you cannot look after your own hair.

and I do not have a come back for that.

cya all in April 2013

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

We're Fucked

*rolling on floor in hysterics*

OK I have worked out a price list. Basically there are 2 prices:
$50.00 for any style you want within reason!
free (yes thats right FREE) if its a female (see below)

South American styles beginning with "B" I will pay you(females only need apply)









I have probably broken all the forum rules now, so it was fun knowing you all.

cya at the BBQ

When has FTOAU ever had rules

Since Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:10 pm apparently.

Supplanter wrote:When has FTOAU moderators ever enforced rules

EFA!

I didn't want to remove his bush.

AJ wrote:I didn't want to remove his bush.