Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:28 am
A: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/used-condom-hairbands.shtmlSchumieFan wrote:Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
Not really that funny
Not really that funny
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Not really that funny
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:54 pm
Well one good thing about it is you get stuck one night and you are desperat 
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:55 pm
This week I spoke to my doctor, who told me I could drink
one can of beer per day!
So I ordered one!
one can of beer per day!
So I ordered one!
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:09 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^WATER SKIING IN VIETNAM^^^^^^^
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:48 pm
I'm glad I'm not the only one this happens too ..aza013 wrote: Boat Launching Procedures
So here it is.
I just bought a new boat and decided to take 'er for the maiden voyage this past weekend.
This is my first boat and I wasn't quite sure of the exact Standard Operating Procedures for launching it off a ramp, but I figured it couldn't be too hard.
I consulted my local boat dealer for advice, but they just said ?don't let the trailer get too deep when you are trying to launch the boat".
What am I doing wrong?
Well, I don't know what they meant by that as I could barely get the trailer in the water at all!
Any how, here is a picture below. See for yourself. What am I doing wrong?
You are going to love this guy!!!!!!!
I was trying to take my boat out for the day & had a little trouble getting there at first
But we were soon underway & finally arrived to launch the boat, but then we had another slight hiccup..
If you look closely you can see me hanging on as she goes in..
...
hehe .. this thread is full of win!
Typical Aussie teamwork
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:32 am
Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant!
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland.
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.
The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland.
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.
The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".