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mxysxy wrote: - Product will be tested and full report will be provided
what if i want my package "sealed"?
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Why filipino?? haha... They are gold diggers! Watch Out!
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jonowong wrote:
mxysxy wrote: - Product will be tested and full report will be provided
what if i want my package "sealed"?
get some glad wrap and wrap it tightly around Your Package
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mxysxy wrote:Seriously, I am going to Turkey next week for 2 months,
Full of beutiful Russion brides

Terms and Conditions
- Airfare of the bride to be payed by the buyer
- Product will be tested and full report will be provided
- I will also provide high quality photos and vids
- It will roughly take around 6 month for the import process
- My pimping fees are $500
- 3 months money back guaranteed

Now you got a supplier, get your deposit ready!
What else can we ask for, we got a Russian brides Pimp & khunjeng is our Asian counter part. 8)

Do we get a discount as a FTO club member? :lol:
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mxysxy wrote:- My pimping fees are $500
Already discounted, this price is only for FTO Aus club members, not applicable to UK or Ireland.

Please do not hesitate to contact me :P
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mxysxy wrote: - Product will be tested and full report will be provided
now now, you cant just kick the tires like with the rest of them!
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Hey how much is the freight to bring a Russian girl back for me Max? :lol: Do I need to pay tax when the goods are delivered?
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Nacho wrote:Hey how much is the freight to bring a Russian girl back for me Max? :lol: Do I need to pay tax when the goods are delivered?
Postage is around $2500 via Singapore airlines, inc insurance,
I will be sitting at the next seat, and testing her continuosly to make sure the product is not affected by the cabin pressure.

On arrival, you need to pay some $$$ to immigration as well, I will further investigate this.
:P
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Nacho wrote:Hey how much is the freight to bring a Russian girl back for me Max? :lol: Do I need to pay tax when the goods are delivered?
no, only have to pay when service is delivered ;)
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silverGPX wrote:This requires a thread? lol
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Throw in a set of seat covers... :D
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the funny thing is not only did he revive a dead and buried thread, he actually replied back to somebody :lol:
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:lol:

Refer to Jono's thread about hijacking.... He linked this ... So I clicked on it ...

Then I went to a meeting, came back and saw that this thread was there ... Posted the reply.... looked at why I had 2 FTO sites open in my browser, and then it hit me ... I replied in the other thread that this was the case too ...

I was just a little lost .... :oops:
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Post by J »

only chicken and bacon? I want a buffet!

Come on i bet you got some hot brazilians and hot latinas stashed out somewhere *wink wink* :lol:
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Post by sublime19 »

rock_it wrote::lol:

Refer to Jono's thread about hijacking.... He linked this ... So I clicked on it ...

Then I went to a meeting, came back and saw that this thread was there ... Posted the reply.... looked at why I had 2 FTO sites open in my browser, and then it hit me ... I replied in the other thread that this was the case too ...

I was just a little lost .... :oops:
Dw, you're not the initiator here... borep is, he replied before you :)

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sublime19 wrote:
rock_it wrote::lol:

Refer to Jono's thread about hijacking.... He linked this ... So I clicked on it ...

Then I went to a meeting, came back and saw that this thread was there ... Posted the reply.... looked at why I had 2 FTO sites open in my browser, and then it hit me ... I replied in the other thread that this was the case too ...

I was just a little lost .... :oops:
Dw, you're not the initiator here... borep is, he replied before you :)

Why blame yourself when you can blame somebody else (especially when it's true) :lol:
Oh ... Yeah ... :lol:
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mail order bride anyone? Jono? :lol:
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