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but are often to afraid to ask any strangerskazbah wrote:Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
yeah, then got swallowed first as it sucked everything in as it sunk
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
who pay you out afterwords/delibfretly brake your comuter to make you into a joke for the other techs to hear
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
so what do girls look like in their own cloths?
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
stalk me damn it!
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
funny, other day i got off doing 110 in a 60 zone off a round about
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
that might be because your not *~delightful!~*?
7. Taxis stop for us.
and i can make them ignore you too*evil taxie sys admin*
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
men die earlyer because tehy cant stand the nagging
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
hey, the more like a pole dancer the better!
mind y ou your girl friends snigger behind your back
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
no conciance eiher obviusly
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're *~delightful!~*.
so can any real man
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE *~delightful!~*.
why cant all girls just admit they are?
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
because your that simple
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
like any other person? although i will say women in a group shower, with sooap suds
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
no but thats because you fart 10x more often so its a profession hiding it
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
but we dont look/feel bad for it
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
and why not?
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
right in between the eyes and pretending its a 3rd one
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
yeah but at least we can pee stright... girls toilets are the msot ferral things... smell the oens at work right fdown the correrdor
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
and most often will be themselves
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
i dont even know what those are
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
'can you do up my back zip'
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
we dont have to, we like too, its different
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
we just enjoy it
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
no, but most vof them wont tell you either
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
untill your 50 and they hang lower then your chin
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
because women are supperficial
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
becausey ou kill eachother if you have the same colour
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
*hide* 
If you liked that, you'll love this!Bennoz wrote:I like the whole carpark look.... cars - chicks - cars - chicks.... just works so well
OMG AJ what have you done - you've unleashed the beast!! This was before Bennoz's time - it was on a need to know basis - I hold u responsible for the outcome ...AJ wrote:If you liked that, you'll love this!Bennoz wrote:I like the whole carpark look.... cars - chicks - cars - chicks.... just works so well
Or this!
Ahhaaahaaa - yeah I wish it was me - I'm a bit taller!!paladin wrote:THATS kazbah?? f*** me!
no wait ill get killed
i better hide soem more, women can take out eyes with those tampons
I've still not washed the seat cover yet. It makes those long,late night trips alone go just that little bit better.Bennoz wrote:Baahahahaha!!
Your car as well! There's one for the wank bank....
I'm sorry but I just couldn't leave him in the dark anymore. I had to let him know about the FTO Club of Australia's dark secret past.kazbah wrote:OMG AJ what have you done - you've unleashed the beast!! This was before Bennoz's time - it was on a need to know basis - I hold u responsible for the outcome ...