Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:58 pm
"Don't worry Mum, it'll wipe right off!"Hehehe.. you'll get home one day & he'll be taking care of a young lady in the front seat..... "But you did it mum!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:59 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA!!BuCkEt wrote:"Don't worry Mum, it'll wipe right off!"Hehehe.. you'll get home one day & he'll be taking care of a young lady in the front seat..... "But you did it mum!"
*Dons flame proof suit... motions to Bucket to do the same*
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:09 pm
all the more reasons for good nic names!BuCkEt wrote:Many times I often what your son would think if he read these posts Kazbah!
that doesnt mean they're bulletproof!!!Bennoz wrote:AHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Dons flame proof suit... motions to Bucket to do the same*
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:12 pm
dont worry abt us, our men dont! actually i think they like our way of thinkingBennoz wrote:From memorable moments to wiping @$% of the seat....
I worry about you ladies some times
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:17 pm
Good point!!wild_flower wrote:dont worry abt us, our men dont! actually i think they like our way of thinkingBennoz wrote:From memorable moments to wiping @$% of the seat....
I worry about you ladies some times
I was more confused by the way this thread has mutated!
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:45 pm
As long as its not the front seat of MY FTO!! - I've cleaned up a lot of his bodly fluids in my time but I draw the line on that one!
- I've cleaned up a lot of his bodly fluids in my time but I draw the line on that one! Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:56 pm
LOL!!
You tell him mum! If he buy a franger, he can buy kleenex!
You tell him mum! If he buy a franger, he can buy kleenex!
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:59 pm
kazbah wrote:As long as its not the front seat of MY FTO!!
should i let him know that mum said the back seats r fine?
*looks at Bennoz nervously* can i borrow your suit just in case?
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:04 pm
I hope the young lady is a contortionist or has a copy of the Karma Sutra, otherwise is would be mighty difficult to get a leg over in the back seat of that car.....
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:16 pm
Ahhh well, when it comes to finding a young lady that is 'Karma Sutra enabled' unlce Ben can help... 
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:24 pm
What you run the testing phase??Bennoz wrote:Ahhh well, when it comes to finding a young lady that is 'Karma Sutra enabled' unlce Ben can help...
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:25 pm
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:53 pm
LOL
That is the funniest thing I've seen for a long time... I still shake my head and wonder where you dig this stuff up from.... The face looks familiar
That is the funniest thing I've seen for a long time... I still shake my head and wonder where you dig this stuff up from.... The face looks familiar
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:55 pm
God bless 'the Hoff'
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:16 pm
hahhaha the Hoff, i've got so much e-mails of "the hoff", i even have to create a folder for it.
Hey Bennoz, you know Rove live is running a hoff email right, where you can send all these funny hoff pics to them & they show it on the Rove Live show.
Hey Bennoz, you know Rove live is running a hoff email right, where you can send all these funny hoff pics to them & they show it on the Rove Live show.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:20 pm
Ahahahaha... for months and months and months I've been getting bombarded by Hoff emails... I get at least 10 a day... I've sent the cream of the crop to Rove as well! Im sure he's used at least one from me hehehehe.
If we're gonna go down this road I seriously recommend a dedicated "Hoff" thread
If we're gonna go down this road I seriously recommend a dedicated "Hoff" thread
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:57 pm
Yeah man do a Hoff thread. I've got a fair bit, but i'm sure u got all the one i've got already. So is your "HOFF SHOW" mate hahahahaha
I've got a fair bit, but i'm sure u got all the one i've got already. So is your "HOFF SHOW" mate hahahahahaPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:27 pm
My most memorable moment was when the Chinese old guy backed into my front bar. At first I was like "what the hell were you thinking?" and then he looked at me and shook his sorry head and said "Fook, im sowwy, Fook". I didn't even know he knew english.
Even more of a classic is when he said he is insured with "M.I.M.A". I told him i hadn't heard of them, and he said that it was one of the biggest car insurers in sydney. After searching to contact this insurer for some days, I grabbed the phone number for "M.I.M.A" only to find that he gave me the number for "NRMA" - yep a very unforgettable moment. Even the call center rep had a good laugh.
Even more of a classic is when he said he is insured with "M.I.M.A". I told him i hadn't heard of them, and he said that it was one of the biggest car insurers in sydney. After searching to contact this insurer for some days, I grabbed the phone number for "M.I.M.A" only to find that he gave me the number for "NRMA" - yep a very unforgettable moment. Even the call center rep had a good laugh.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:55 pm
A great memorie for me has to be Mallacoota. I had such a wicked weekend and made some great friends.
A not so great memorie was coming home from work having left my car at the train station and there being sticky stuff like on Bennoz and Kazbahs front seats all over my bonnet and windscreen. Most unpleasent wiping someone elses goo off. Just goes to show that the FTO is very sexy though.
One last one was taking a girl from work out in the FTO for the first time for a sprint around the block. I'd been going on about how cool the FTO is and everyone loves it etc. And she was like "yeah yeah" SO we been in the car for 30 seconds and windows are down, we go around the corner and a kid screams "WOW! Go FTO!" I rest my case and she and everyone at work now respects the FTO.
A not so great memorie was coming home from work having left my car at the train station and there being sticky stuff like on Bennoz and Kazbahs front seats all over my bonnet and windscreen. Most unpleasent wiping someone elses goo off. Just goes to show that the FTO is very sexy though.
One last one was taking a girl from work out in the FTO for the first time for a sprint around the block. I'd been going on about how cool the FTO is and everyone loves it etc. And she was like "yeah yeah" SO we been in the car for 30 seconds and windows are down, we go around the corner and a kid screams "WOW! Go FTO!" I rest my case and she and everyone at work now respects the FTO.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:11 pm
Bennoz wrote:
hehehehe