FTO AUSTRALIA

KANDI IS NOT A DOLL. SHE IS AN EXOTIC DANCER FROM ATLANTA.

I found the poor girl in a Hungry Jack's carpark, just in the gutter, like a piece of trash. I believed that she deserved a greater chance at life, so I took her home, showered her, washed her hair, and gave her a makeover.

Isn't she just beautiful?

Fkn LOL

Vectose wrote:Fkn LOL

There are more raunchy ones if you want to see 'em

Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do.

bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do.

My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.

ObsidianRadio wrote:

bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do.

My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.

Has Kandi met the parents yet?

bjk wrote:

ObsidianRadio wrote:

bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do.

My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.

Has Kandi met the parents yet?

M mum actually keeps the toy catalogues now

For you or the doll?

bjk wrote:For you or the doll?

Both

What the f**k

ObsidianRadio wrote:I believed that she deserved a greater chance at life, so I took her home, showered her, washed her hair, and gave her a makeover.

Feels like a Toy Story moment...
'You'll love Amy... she's an artist!' *evil smile*

Daniel2019 wrote:What the f**k

But yeah that just about sums it up