FTO AUSTRALIA

A few years ago some tards thought it would be funny to throw hydrochloric acid over my mates cars while it was at our house, they kept driving back an forth pouring the acid on the car.We called the cops, but they didn't come... So eventually we chased them, caught them, pulled them out of their car an waited for the cops... One cop was a tosser telling us he hates vigilantes, the younger one told us they were gonna be in lock up over night and the stereo system in their car looked like it would be worth a few grand... LOL

Bennoz wrote:I've got this one tosser in a white S13 that thought it'd be funny to drop a set all the way down the street, round the corner & up his driveway to where he then parked.

I called the cops. Car's been sat there unused for at least 3 months now

nice.

I had the cronulla riots. All the cars on my street had broken glass

my 1994 mazda eunos500 got egged when i was working at 7-eleven petrol kiosk. pretty easy target.

in fact the whole front glazing of the shop entrance were egged and i had to wash it up....

Its times like this im glad i dont have my license and didnt drive to work last night...

about 6 of my work mates cars got egged last night... i was like WOW the only decent thing of not having a license right now... cause if my car was out there i would have slit some throats...

Gosh some people are fucked.

Thankfully in Scotland we don't egg things - the eggs would freeze and it would be like throwing egg sized pebbles!

We always just went for practical jokes, like putting fresh fish in tinfoil and strapping it to someones exhaust manifold under the heat shield. Made it look like it was meant to be there and he took about three weeks to eventually find it.

But nothing malicious

Storm wrote:putting fresh fish in tinfoil and strapping it to someones exhaust manifold under the heat shield.

But nothing malicious

sublime19 wrote:

Storm wrote:putting fresh fish in tinfoil and strapping it to someones exhaust manifold under the heat shield.

But nothing malicious

Ahh, thats no malicious subby, mallicious was when we spent a month putting extra petrol in our mates car when he first past his test. He thought it was getting great mileage then we stopped. Didn't bother taking any out, just stopped putting it in.

The car was in and out of the garage for months but of course, they couldn't find anything wrong with it

It was nearly 30 years ago when petrol was cheaper and it still cost us a bit but it was worth it.

Storm wrote:

sublime19 wrote:

Storm wrote:putting fresh fish in tinfoil and strapping it to someones exhaust manifold under the heat shield.

But nothing malicious

Ahh, thats no malicious subby, mallicious was when we spent a month putting extra petrol in our mates car when he first past his test. He thought it was getting great mileage then we stopped. Didn't bother taking any out, just stopped putting it in.

The car was in and out of the garage for months but of course, they couldn't find anything wrong with it

It was nearly 30 years ago when petrol was cheaper and it still cost us a bit but it was worth it.

Hey come do that prank to my car? i wont mind

Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

That's an awesome prank... OO or a nice Xmas present I dno haha

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

bass_twitch wrote:

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

Yup. I worked under that title once myself

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

Yup. I worked under that title once myself

so the Fto is a retired drug dealer's car...
Awesome

bass_twitch wrote:

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

Yup. I worked under that title once myself

so the Fto is a retired drug dealer's car...
Awesome

Are you kidding? I never made any money. Ate / snorted / inhaled the profits & dont remember sh*t

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

Yup. I worked under that title once myself

so the Fto is a retired drug dealer's car...
Awesome

Are you kidding? I never made any money. Ate / snorted / inhaled the profits & dont remember sh*t

Ah, those memory gaps. It takes me back to... well, I can't remember what it takes me back to if I'm honest

Storm wrote:

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Bennoz wrote:

bass_twitch wrote:

Storm wrote:Hehe. I was a *cough* self employed pharmaceutical professional with loads of disposable income. Can hardly afford to fill my own car now.

drug dealer..

Yup. I worked under that title once myself

so the Fto is a retired drug dealer's car...
Awesome

Are you kidding? I never made any money. Ate / snorted / inhaled the profits & dont remember sh*t

Ah, those memory gaps. It takes me back to... well, I can't remember what it takes me back to if I'm honest

FKN LOL,
Best quote tunnel so far.

+7 ^