NOT SAFE FOR KIDS or ANYONE REALLY. from alternator thread

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:11 pm

I thought you lot would like that

rock_it wrote:Lol.. you 2 should change you names to ronald mcdonald.. Cause your both f**king clowns...

Haha! Look out! We got a regular 'Billy Crystal' in the house tonight!

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:27 am

I8A4RE wrote:
Bennoz wrote:
aza013 wrote:
rock_it wrote:Let me confirm my movements tonight, and I will let you know if I will be able to come out with my mate and change it ...
Do we really need to know about your movements or is this going to be another two girls one cup thing
Space docking ftw!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... ce-docking
YOU SICK SICK f**king BASTARD

I read the urban dictionary out to my misses and lets just say that WTF was repeated 5 times in 1 minute rant....... followed by a small throw up, lol. guess she she aint into that

Blahaha...

And Billy Crystal FTW...

@ Ben... Well, I am starting to feel sorry for Kaz.. What do u put that poor women thru.. Lol...

Conrad · Post by **Conrad** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:49 pm

BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE OF THE THREAD, WELL BEFORE ANY OF US STARTED TALKING ABOUT GIRLS, AND THEIR sh*t, BOWEL MOVEMENTS, FUNNY C***TS AND EVEN BILLY F***ING CRYSTAL LOL.

I picked up the alternator today.....Sydney Auto Dismantlers - Greenacre Sydney - $100 cash (from original $150 price for non cash) with a receipt as well so i can claim it back on tax.....woohoo.

Anyway.... Lube mobile coming out to replace the alternator today.....price quoted was $99.25 for a swap....they advised its a 30min job max.....f***ing cheering..... i would have thought at least 1-2hrs.

Anyway.....this thread is now closed.....no more bets...... and now we can all get back to doing what we really love..... see the link for details

http://media.photobucket.com/image/two% ... eating.jpg

Thankyou to everyone for their imput and help with this little problem of mine....always thoroughly appreciated and nice to be part of the FTO brotherhood.

Kustom · Post by **Kustom** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:02 pm

Conrad wrote: http://media.photobucket.com/image/two% ... eating.jpg

Lol did you have to? that sh*t is nasty!

Post by **I8A4RE** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:37 pm

Conrad wrote: Anyway.... Lube mobile coming out to replace the alternator today.....price quoted was $99.25 for a swap....they advised its a 30min job max.....f***ing cheering..... i would have thought at least 1-2hrs.

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Poor guy...... He doesnt know what he is in for. I would pay to see someone swap an alternator ON A FTO in 30mins

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:37 pm

I8A4RE wrote:
Conrad wrote: Anyway.... Lube mobile coming out to replace the alternator today.....price quoted was $99.25 for a swap....they advised its a 30min job max.....f***ing cheering..... i would have thought at least 1-2hrs.

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Poor guy...... He doesnt know what he is in for. I would pay to see someone swap an alternator ON A FTO in 30mins

lol somehow "Lube" mobile sounds like the perfect accomplice to space docking.

I think what Conrad is REALLY doing is paying $99.25 to get a frozen peice of turd lubed up

PS - I love it when threads go off topic

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:31 pm

Yes!!

Post by **I8A4RE** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:19 pm

Dude im so serious worried about you right now.....

do you post on /b/???

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:09 pm

Blahahaha ...

xj265 · Post by **xj265** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:27 pm

WTF

Post by **I8A4RE** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:12 pm

Ok I have moved this to the gibberish section...... I think i probably should of deleted but hey thats just censorship and who am i to say what is and what isnt acceptable

This is so wrong

Conrad · Post by **Conrad** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:37 pm

LUBE MOBILE GUY!!

TURNS UP AT 3.15PM AND THEN LEAVES AT 6.25PM AFTER THE MOST HORRIFIC 3 HOUR EXPERIENCE OF HIS LIFE!

I really befriended this guy coz I knew what he was in for.... and he was really having a rough trot with the whole situation and was misled by the secretary who booked in the job at 30mins labour.

In any case, the office called him up on his mobile at 6pm asking him why he hadnt finished off the job.....after he told them how difficult it was, they asked him to charge me and extra hours labour but he refused coz he thought i was a decent guy.

I ended up making him the strongest quadrouple vodka n orange in a tall glass that he has ever had and he skulled it in about 20 seconds.....he was cursing the day he has to see another FTO again, TOOK HIS $99.25 AND OFF HE WENT.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAA

PS - BENNOZ - BAHAHAHAHA FUNNIST sh*t I HAVE EVER SEEN ABOVE !!!!!

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:03 am

you gave a dude an alcoholic drink? and then he drove?

i lol'd

J · Post by J » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:45 am

sh*t just got real.

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:05 pm

I can't view images at work

Damn Coke servers

Post by **Supplanter** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:11 pm

sublime19 wrote:I can't view images at work

Damn Coke servers

That's a good thing

FTO84 · Post by **FTO84** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:24 pm

OMG I love this place :horse:

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:20 pm

sublime19 wrote:I can't view images at work

Damn Coke servers

Heheheh .. Same here ... But I logged on through the phone to look at it ..

Post by **BorepYano** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:08 pm

rock_it wrote:
sublime19 wrote:I can't view images at work

Damn Coke servers
Heheheh .. Same here ... But I logged on through the phone to look at it ..

and do you regret it? lol

rock_it · Post by **rock_it** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:59 pm

Lol.. Seen Ben post it before..