FTO AUSTRALIA

In my time of owning my car I've only been given a challenge by 2 cars. They were both Corolla SXs! No one else wants to race me.

A sobering story:

My friend just dragged an XR8 with his 2L 180SX turbo and beat them. They got mad and started following him everywhere, constantly tailgating. After failing to lose them, he decided to pull over. They smashed into the back of his car and got out to beat him up. Luckily, he also had his friend in a Commodore who was following him. The 2 of them managed to beat up the 3 wankers in the XR8 and had witnesses to back all this up.

Morale of the story: maybe it's worthwhile to have a clublock nearby if u're into drags

I've got a better morale - take it to the tracks!

....And my friends wonder why I carry a big ass baseball bat in my car at all time.....


Robb...

You cant beat a trusty baseball bat to the knees! Doesnt matter how big they are this NEVER fails

haahahah i wonder hoz the baseball bat goes against a silver barrel???

I am sorry but after reading all this I thought it was sad!

one day some little old hyundai will come along and raise some eyebrows.

And I would be careful before taking on a ZZT Celica manual!

There is some cagy little machines out there!

payaya Posted:

You's didnt beat the
GTS25T
HSV R8
XR6 turbo
yous beat the drivers.

i think a win is a win...but you do make a good point - you could have a very quick car and a knob that likes to smoke tyres on the spot.

Oh btw, had two other todgers on the weekend play - Adelaide drivers really are a pain in the ass!! (i am originally from brisbane). One was a calibra - sounded "spiffy", I saw him in my rear view mirror quite quickly, then there was a VN V8 - i think the VR SS was easier to beat off the lights than this one. Everytime i am at the front at an intersection, people try to floor it. I tend to not bother as much - as i am wary of the fact it is a public road and well of course, dont want to hand money to the police.

aint baseball bats illegal to carry around inside the car????
betta gettin a long azz mag-lite! perfectly legal!
can knock any jackasses senses...

you could slot the mag lite into that flare holder on the passenger side

Just let them cop the flare in the face, it's not like I use it for anything else

HEK-71Q wrote:aint baseball bats illegal to carry around inside the car????
betta gettin a long azz mag-lite! perfectly legal!
can knock any jackasses senses...

Yeah they are illegal... but just keep a ball and glove in the car aswell and tell the porker that you just been to the park to hit a few with a mate.... although explaining the blood stains and clump of hair stuck to the bat might be a little bit trickier.....hehehe


Robb...

Robb wrote:

HEK-71Q wrote:aint baseball bats illegal to carry around inside the car????
betta gettin a long azz mag-lite! perfectly legal!
can knock any jackasses senses...

Yeah they are illegal... but just keep a ball and glove in the car aswell and tell the porker that you just been to the park to hit a few with a mate.... although explaining the blood stains and clump of hair stuck to the bat might be a little bit trickier.....hehehe


Robb...

yep! thats what i do as well....got a skateboard as well to go with it! plus a mag-lite and nissan flares hahahhaha

Skateboard to the back of the head not a bad idea....


Robb...

Hehe, you guys are awesome!!

Go the baseball bats!!

HEK-71Q wrote:aint baseball bats illegal to carry around inside the car????
betta gettin a long azz mag-lite! perfectly legal!
can knock any jackasses senses...

well if baseball bats are illegal to be carried inside the car, then bring on the cricket bat i'd say, hehehehe...

it still does the same job, though not as tough but plenty of damage potential though, LOL...!!

Or you can do what a mate of mine is thinking of doing... he's gonna buy a stuffed toy croc from toys 'r' us pull some stuffing out and conceal a baseball bat inside it....:O

Robb...

Look guys, if u want 2 carry "weapons" legitimately, all u have 2 do is find a martial arts club that pretty much open 24/7, then join it, & do those weapons training as well.

Since the club open 24/7, u can claim u carrying weapons in your car, cause u r either "on your way for training" or "on your way back home from training"

I'm not encouraging people to carry weapons in their car, just encouraging people to learn "Self Defence" so u don't need weapons!

or u can go really gross out your opponents by actually dancing to your uncle/aunty's Barry Manilow's collection, LOL...

perhaps the title of this topic should be changed from "what cars have you beaten" to "what people have you beaten" or "ways to beat people, when they try to beat you, because you beat their car"