
I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this!
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I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this!
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Little did you suspect.. that's actually Chuck Norris in disguise 

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But he can do other things...
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "boo ya".
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.[/img]
But he can do other things...
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "boo ya".
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.[/img]
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who said it's a gun? it's chuck's magic detachable dongerSupplanter wrote:Pffft! That isn't Chuck...sublime19 wrote:Little did you suspect.. that's actually Chuck Norris in disguise
Chuck doesn't need the gun

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Bennoz wrote:Meet Subby. The class leader & originator of post whoring... Although most of Subbys posts have 'content'![]()
Bennoz wrote:They especially hate bonnets, they frisbee across the road & behead a pedestrian.