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Am i the only one here?

I was driving down Victoria road in chatswood tonight at about 50k's and this scooter rider rides up my rear bar staying at about aproximately .5- 1m f

for about 100meters sticks to my butt, then he decides its all dandy to overtake me on me on the left with cars parked before a speed hump and traffic light.

I really lost it . i ran him down with my car......

haha no not really, but i wanted to in my head.
:roll: what a idiot..

anyway caught up to him at the next set of lights, i wind down my window

Me" hey buddy???,..hey ........."
scooter: No response"
Me:" OI you"
scooter looks at me
Me " do you want to get killed, dont ride so close to my rear, if i braked to avoid youd be off your bike
Scooter" dont worry man, ive been riding for 15 years...." Vrrom he rides off.

This guy was on one of those retro 50c 0.1kw scooters, with his aviator sunglasses, sooooo gayyy.

sorry needed to vent.
I have come to the conclusion we need laws against retro 50c 0.1kw scooters.
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should have break and see him fly over your car :twisted:
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bahaaha!! 0.5 kw, take him to dyno :P
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the funniest thing was that he tried to act tough

" dont worry, ive been riding for 15 years"

on a 0.5kw 50 c retro scooter.

8O
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Post by sublime19 »

you should have said

"well I'm not the one who should be worried, I've been running over idiotic scooter drivers for 15 years" :twisted:
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haha yeah and in those 15 years i havent hit you.......... yet.
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"You're next... I'm rick James B*tch!!" :P
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Jono wrote:the funniest thing was that he tried to act tough

" dont worry, ive been riding for 15 years"

on a 0.5kw 50 c retro scooter.

8O
My push bike would have more than that! :P
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i honestly thought it had 0.5kw cause he was revving the crap out of it and going no where. lol
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You should have told him that scooters are like fat chicks, fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one :)
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HiRAEdd wrote:You should have told him that scooters are like fat chicks, fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one :)
ewww when are fat chicks fun to ride lol
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HiRAEdd wrote:You should have told him that scooters are like fat chicks, fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one :)
I'm sorry but I don't believe in the "More cushion for the pushin" theory 8O
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Post by Nacho »

Come on Hira that was a bombshell............I nearly threw up then coz I'm sick at the moment. :?
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*grin* Sorry for any discomfort I caused :P
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Post by akuma3 »

I don't think he have finish the sentence yet ... he was gonna say "i enjoy getting hit like my past 15 years" :twisted:
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its s'all good aslong as your ontop
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