Fast and Furious 3 pics.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:49 pm

The second one sucked major cockage, first one wasn't bad at all. I can only assume the third will be worse then Batman: Begins (yeah I know, that's a big call, but I truly believe TFTF3 will be that sh*t).

EURO · Post by **EURO** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:22 pm

scarecrow wrote:The second one sucked major cockage, first one wasn't bad at all. I can only assume the third will be worse then Batman: Begins (yeah I know, that's a big call, but I truly believe TFTF3 will be that sh*t).

dude.... its not going to be hard to be worse then batman begins.... the second one was a lot worse then that..... personally thought the first half of batman begins was quite cool. @ least batman wasnt trying to pretend to be black like paul walker lol

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:37 pm

Yeah he didn't end every line with Bro or because!

Well hopefully we can at least expect to have a perve on some nice looking cars. I much preferred the Eclipse from the first one than the spider. Those grill things on the door are just a bit much. The 95 Eclipse really looks like the Supra though.....

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:38 pm

It does not have Vin Diesel.

It will suck.

I'm also fearful for the image this will portray to younger road users. Just like Initial D has/did.

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:01 pm

I'm guessing the commodore drivers out my way haven't seen initial D and the p-plater driving commodores these days are just a menace!

Actually even the older commodore drivers are maniacs, particularly the SS drivers. I love how the commonwhore S and XR6 drivers try to show that they've got powerful cars and our FTOs smoke em all at the lights!

FTOluv · Post by **FTOluv** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:10 am

how the f**k is Batman Begins worse than Batman 3 & 4?!?!!??! Obviously u guys must love Arny's acting

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:07 am

Batman, Discontinuity and Contradiction Begins

So I went and saw Batman: Begins.

Arrived at the cinema and then twelve dollars and two and a half hours later I was twelve dollars poorer and two and a half hours older.

It started off fairly strong... well as strong as a piss-poor attempt at a modernised prequel to an old school classic can. Cutting out all the bitching and whining you could have boiled the movie down to about thirty minutes of semi-acceptable action and ass kicking. Now although I don't generally advocate things as *~delightful!~* as proofreading it's something the writers of Batman: Begins definitely should have undertaken. The only plausible explanation for all the contradictions and a plot line fraught with so much discontinuity is that originally the script was typed out by a young Asian child (possibly six of seven years of age) who was blind, and thus couldn't read back over his pathetically disjointed creation. Get back in the Nike factory you little bastard.

Contradiction example number one:
Batman bitches like a little girl when given the opportunity to become a part of the League of Shadows because he thinks that the idea of killing criminals is totally immoral. Less then a minute later he blows up a beautifully constructed temple and slaughters tens of innocent ninja's. What the f**k Batman? Killing murderers is bad, but exploding cute, harmless ninja's is ok? Way to go asshole.

Discontinuity example numero uno (which, for the uneducated, is "number one" in Swahili):
The villain (who's pretty homosexual if you ask me) develops a psychotropic (pretty sure they use some other pseudoscientific/military term to describe it) poison, which funnily enough poisons it's victims after they inhale it as a vapour and also makes them go "psycho". Now throughout the film they remember the "psycho" part of it, but seem to forget that it poisons it's victims as well. Case in point: the toxin-drug-poison-tropic-pseudo thing is released throughout the whole city turning everyone into crazy nut bars (via venting through the manholes of an underground water supply). As soon as the vapour stops pouring out into the street everyone returns to normal, not in the least bit poisoned, and certainly not in a coma like that which Batman fell into after being subjected to the same thing.

On top of all this sh*t another fundamental flaw of the film is the Batmobile. Or should I say soccer-mum-bitch-mobile. It's not at all tough, and it's not at all bad ass, which I suppose suits the loose-flapping-vagina of a man who plays Batman this time around, but nevertheless it is a massive let down. If Batman from Batman (1989) saw this sh*t he'd instantly start beating the crap out of everyone in the near vicinity, beginning with the newer (yet older) version of Batman. Then he'd jump in his kick ass sleek-as-sh*t Batmobile and go pick up some hot prostitutes, with whom he'd have hard kinky sex before killing them and leaving them in a ditch.

And the worst part of all this? Christian Bale (the *~delightful!~* batman) is under contract for another two Batman films.

God help us all.

Post by **Bennoz** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:21 am

And you expected more from a pre-classed B grade, big budget action movie?

Something tells me your ideal Batman movie would be more like the first half of A Clockwork Orange...

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:21 am

What a nit picking mofo.

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:09 pm

Once i pick myself up from the floor after all the laughing.... Scarecrow youve made me want to go out and rent the movie just so i can agree with your point of view.... can u even remember 1989?

I can.... my sister broke my brand new firetruck that i got on my birthday!

thats a different story...

your 1 clean ass mofo id like to have on my side in an arguement, i feel like printing that out n sending it to warner brothers or whoever the hell produced that 1..

the topic was???

oh yeah, i liked the first fast and the furious, the stunts were cool in the second 1 but it still sucked.... i think i fell asleep during it ?

Sparhawk · Post by **Sparhawk** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:12 pm

SchumieFan wrote:oh yeah, i liked the first fast and the furious, the stunts were cool in the second 1 but it still sucked.... i think i fell asleep during it ?

Ditto.

Nice cars in the second movie, but without Vin Diesel, it was always going to be dissapointing. Having said that, I'll watch the third installment (on DVD) just to see the cars again

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:56 pm

BuCkEt wrote:What a nit picking mofo.

Haha, you should here me bitch about "The War of the Worlds", my whole argument of why that movie sucked balls centres around this working camcorder about 10minutes in

It just sh*ts me that Batman could of been a really good movie, but they fucked it up by making him a total pussy and including the whole part about drugs (you know, the plot).

I think what really ruined 2 Fast 2 Furious (apart from having "2" instead of "too" in the title) was the cinema crowd. The entire cinema was filled with dumb bitches who went nuts everytime a shirt came off, talked constantly and called out sh*t like "slut" and "whore" whenever there was a hottie on screen.

God other people piss me off

Post by **dstocks** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:40 pm

Havent seen Batman - hated all the others enough to not even bother with it

Haha, you should here me bitch about "The War of the Worlds"

Dont get me started........ That one is currently top of my hate list. Alexander is second....

EURO · Post by **EURO** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:51 pm

dude, i still cannot beleive that you can put batman begins and fast and the furious 2 in the same league... you want to talk about contradictions and unbelievable things happening in a movie - look no further then fast and the furious...

if your going to nitpit... batman is a movie about a guy that dresses like a bat.... how realistic do you want it to be....

as for christian bale, I liked him, was great in the machinist too.

war of the worlds... agreed, it was no good, bad dialogue and tom cruise.

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:16 pm

God other people piss me off

<3

Jase · Post by **Jase** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:45 am

2 Fast sucked. Start to finish. I didn't think batman was that bad. The batmobile made previous attempts look fairly ordinary. As for war of the worlds i agree with you on that one.

FTO AUSTRALIA

Fast and Furious 3 pics.

War of the worlds