ever said "i'm so hungry i can eat a horse!"?

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:24 am

to add on to AJ's delightful "what is she eating" thread, i've found 2 things u wouldnt wanna eat, or see being eaten.

http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/ ... ireJul2005

and this one is just soooo wrong
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/man ... 76436.html

me no hungry no more

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:32 am

Eep

Some people are f**king twisted. I would sacrifice my front bar and bonnet to run that guy over.

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 pm

Farken cut his balls off I say!..... Ok so he hasnt committed the crime yet but I'm not sacrificing my kids on the lame "he wrote it out to stop himself from doing it" excuse to release him on bail. There is no justification for this person being on this earth. The judicial system has to get serious with these arseholes!

Rant over...... for now!

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:59 pm

That mantis thing is AWESOME.

Nailed the bird right through the chest!!

Holy crap I have soooo much more respect for them now!

As for that guy, yeah knock him off and be done with it.

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:12 pm

scarecrow wrote:Eep

Some people are f**king twisted. I would sacrifice my front bar and bonnet to run that guy over.

i'll throw in my back bumper ans spoiler to reverse on the guy. we could sorta do a tag team thing, and take it in turn to run him ova and reverse on him again like a couple of thousand times!!!!!

and writing it down might just be for the purpose of planning the attacks!!!
GRRRHHHHHH

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:18 pm

On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!

HiRAEdd · Post by **HiRAEdd** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:01 pm

All I'm picturing is the mantis yelling "FA-TAL-ITEEEEEEEE" as it speared the hummingbird hehe

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:19 pm

K.O.!!!

HiRAEdd · Post by **HiRAEdd** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:26 am

kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!

Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:17 am

HiRAEdd wrote:
kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.

LOL

Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:30 am

Bennoz wrote:
HiRAEdd wrote:
kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
LOL

Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning

And of course everyone gets the munchies after a good roll in the hay... Saves having to get outa bed!

HiRAEdd · Post by **HiRAEdd** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:24 am

Bennoz wrote:
HiRAEdd wrote:
kazbah wrote:On a side note, you know that Preying Mantis is a female!!! You go girl!!!
Yes, yes, and she eats the male praying mantis after having sex with him. I've always thought that was a little harsh, I mean she could just ask him nicely to leave.
LOL

Well it saves her having to do "the drive of shame" the next morning

Well I suppose that many a man has chewed his arm off to get away without waking the beast beside him so I guess eating the male is just an extension of this.

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:48 am

That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:54 pm

kazbah wrote:That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!

AHHHHH
thats right! u think with images! hehehe
is that a gift or a curse???

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:08 pm

wild_flower wrote:
kazbah wrote:That "eating the male" bit conjures up some wicked pictures in my head!
AHHHHH
thats right! u think with images! hehehe
is that a gift or a curse???

It can be both.... Depends upon the stimulus!!!!

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:34 pm

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:08 pm

Bennoz wrote:

Now you see Wild_flower that is whats knows as a Bad Picture!

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:19 pm

LOL
stimulating none the less...

u did say "a stimulus"! should be more specific!

now Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy that has to be a "Good picture"!

Post by **kazbah** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:36 pm

wild_flower wrote:LOL
stimulating none the less...
u did say "a stimulus"! should be more specific!

now Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy that has to be a "Good picture"!

Ahhh young Padawan, you learn quickly!