The difference between 'Guts' & 'Balls'

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:06 pm

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

Post by **kazbah** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:08 pm

Nope - dead on both accounts

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:10 pm

Spose I should have elaborated...

Difference between Guts, Balls & Bruised....

Post by **kazbah** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:17 pm

Bennoz wrote:Spose I should have elaborated...

Difference between Guts, Balls & Bruised....

or Dead!!

wild_flower · Post by **wild_flower** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:36 am

LMAO

and how long do u intend to survive marrige ben?

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:51 am

wild_flower wrote:LMAO

and how long do u intend to survive marrige ben?

LOL.... have successfully avoided it thus far!

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:44 am

Gee and one wonders why

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:36 am

Post by **kazbah** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:03 pm

Bennoz wrote:

LOL