Unforgetable moments in an FTO!

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Do you think that it was the Hoff who spat his baby gravy on my car OC?
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Possibly...... :lol: :lol: .....hehehehe
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Unforgetable moments........reaching 135mph, nearly having the
back-end over take the front, turning head's, jealous looks :lol:
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fresh memories!

and not a pleasant one either!

yesterday i was driving my little bro home, and i had stopped to turn right. while bored and waiting for the traffic to allow me to turn i looked in the rear view mirror and DAYMN what do u think i saw??????

this IDIOT about 4m behind me driving at straight for my back side! was she trying to be cool? no!

i could see that she was busy looking at the petrol station on the corner! AARRRRHHHHHHHHHH.....

she had 4 ppl in the car and can u believe that none of them saw me infront of them?

*the following al happened at once*

i slammed the excelerator and swerved right and blaring my horn to get her attention, :? :x

she slammed brakes and swerved left,

my blinkers clicked off :oops:

she swearing at me for not using my indicators! 8O

near miss of cms! wont be forgetting this for a while....
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8O 8O
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Post by StevieG »

Sounds like you were lucky as!

Started sounded like another horror sotory - seems like a lot of FTO's being involved in accidents at the minute...

Had my FTO for nearly 2 years now... Best bit - getting up every morning and seeing my beast waitin for me! :twisted:
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1 thing to say to u guys....

DRIVES with EYES BEHIND your HEAD TOO! 8O
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Got a new one....

Valet parking at the hotel I stayed at on the weekend. Handed the keys over to a very nice looking guy (ummmmm), walking through the door of the hotel and hearing him give it to my car as he took off...... Sounded awesome (dont worry he only had to drive it about 20m to the parking) And again when we checked out and the car was parked out front with the engine running - sounding sooooo throathy..... I love this car!!! (BTW there was no way I was taking the hubby's Crewman to stay at the Park Hyatt, company petrol or not!!! :D )
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kazbah wrote: Handed the keys over to a very nice looking guy (ummmmm)
*AJ asks Bennoz to get the thread direction sign out*

Kazbah, with this comment and your thread on office romances asking if they are a good idea or not etc.. is there something you want to share with the group? :wink:
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AJ wrote:
kazbah wrote: Handed the keys over to a very nice looking guy (ummmmm)
*AJ asks Bennoz to get the thread direction sign out*

Kazbah, with this comment and your thread on office romances asking if they are a good idea or not etc.. is there something you want to share with the group? :wink:
No probs mate :D

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Yes Kaz, is there something we need to know?
Perhaps its you requiring the rib removal procedure :P

*gets coat & heads for pub in a hurry*
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There is nothing to tell - except I may be married but I'm not blind!!!!!! A bit of eye candy never goes astray 8O :D :D

And put that sign away Bennoz, I was refering to an unforgetable moment in my FTO - with only a minor sidetrack! :D
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kazbah wrote:There is nothing to tell - except I may be married but I'm not blind!!!!!! A bit of eye candy never goes astray 8O :D :D

And put that sign away Bennoz, I was refering to an unforgetable moment in my FTO - with only a minor sidetrack! :D
Hehehe... I spose. Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home. A little window shopping never hurts thou :P
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Bennoz wrote:
kazbah wrote:There is nothing to tell - except I may be married but I'm not blind!!!!!! A bit of eye candy never goes astray 8O :D :D

And put that sign away Bennoz, I was refering to an unforgetable moment in my FTO - with only a minor sidetrack! :D
Hehehe... I spose. Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home. A little window shopping never hurts thou :P
*Looks at AJ and Bennoz*

I'm sure you guys go around blinkered - never looking right or left - would never be accused of window shopping??

*Looks at Bennoz* You can put that sign up now :D
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yes yes yes my dear :lol: :lol:
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Bennoz wrote:yes yes yes my dear :lol: :lol:
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moment ill never forget in my FTO
dirving home in sh*t wet weather in lots of tight roundabouts without traffic.... i remeber the first time i 'knew' when i could make my car slip by either giving it more gas or turning jsut a little bit harder.
ill never eve forget that moment becuase thats hte moment i knew how much i trusted the fto and how much i had grown as a driver because of her responivness.... damn i am glad i didnt buy a turbo!

would of killed my self for sure... but the fto teaches you well

:twisted: :twisted: NOW TO THE SIDE TRACK :twisted: :twisted:
how is it that a man can be reliable on time and account for every min of the day and still be accused as a cheater!?!??!?!?!?
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paladin wrote:
:twisted: :twisted: NOW TO THE SIDE TRACK :twisted: :twisted:
how is it that a man can be reliable on time and account for every min of the day and still be accused as a cheater!?!??!?!?!?
The only man I know who is reliable, on time and able to account for every minute of the day is DEAD!!! :D
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The only man I know who is reliable, on time and able to account for every minute of the day is DEAD!!!
Probably killed by a female driver.
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BuCkEt wrote:
The only man I know who is reliable, on time and able to account for every minute of the day is DEAD!!!
Probably killed by a female driver.
u neva noe! his misses mighta "loved" him to death for being so PERFECT!!! :twisted:

man! i'm sure i'd have my partner dead with a grin from ear to ear :wink: if he was like that!
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kazbah wrote: *Looks at AJ and Bennoz*

I'm sure you guys go around blinkered - never looking right or left - would never be accused of window shopping??
I have been known to look at the menu when on I diet but I never order anything. Well, maybe a small starter.... :wink:
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