Kaz's undercarraige & Petes big feet

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Easy he used the Aussie males foreplay.............. "you 'wake" :lol:
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sh*t! kiwis dont even ask!.... doesnt matter if your asleep....

wait...

that sounds like what ben did.... ben u got a bit of kiwi in u?
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    HAAAAAAAAAA-BLOODY-HAAAAAAAAA

    touche :lol:
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    SchumieFan wrote:sh*t! kiwis dont even ask!.... doesnt matter if your asleep....

    wait...

    that sounds like what ben did.... ben u got a bit of kiwi in u?
    Yeah but there's a difference between slipping your meat & 2 veg into a sleeping chick VS a drugged one :lol:
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    Ben bro, you sound like a guy in the know.... any chance of getting you to join us in melbourne for the F1? Might be a good night to get on the grog with the boys :)
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    Mate I'd love to, only issue is $$$ at the moment. Going OS later this year & have had to go into tight arse mode. So Im trying to get a 'work trip' to cover it lol. Contemplating driving down too... I'll see how I go.

    As you probably guessed I hate a drink too :D
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    Bennoz wrote: As you probably guessed I hate a drink too :D

    shhhhhhhhhhh me 2 but thats the excuse im using...

    would be good to see u ... hope your light arse has enough to squeeze 1 out and come join "us" i say us cause i dont know who im gonna acctually see! whos keen to have a social in melb?

    pete... i can drag u if i have to so make it easy and come willigly :)
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    I was last down for it about 5 years ago. Had an absolute bender on the Sat night, lost one of my mates at 11pm.... he rang at 2am & through his muffled drunken tones we found him in a pub in the middle of Melb city. He had a brand new pair of pants on (with price tag on) and was sitting with some random chick on his lap. Asked him about his pants & apparently the chick sitting on his lap had gone him for a blowy & gagged then hurled all over his crutch hehehe.

    We didnt get any sleep, stumbled back to the track at 8am out of some crusty club :lol:
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    HAHAHA brilliant.... thats sounds like the exact dreamer of a night.... except my dream gurl woulda swallowed.... cant believe that chick stuck with him after that.... 8O
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    Hahaha, she looked mighty pale & dishevelled on his lap thou :lol: Obviously didnt get her protien fix!
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    poor girl.... get her another drink!

    still.... id pay money to see that hahahahahah

    are we the only ones posting or what?
    im struggling to keep up...
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    I think we are mate. I should be out on the turps but cant be arsed tonight!

    And we got "I live my life a quarter mile at a time" on tele here hehehe.

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    Yeah i should be too but i really dont feel like it.... plus it is 1:05AM here so even i.... the former world champ must get some shut eye...

    consider yourself piked :)
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    DIG! DIG! (only for a ROFL or two!)
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    I take it the mrs is at work Schumie :lol:
    Nothing to do hehehehe.
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    i was searching for something (manually cause the search db is out) and i found a few GOLD threads LOL
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