)He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
Valentines Day rhymes
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Valentines Day rhymes
My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD? )
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
)He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
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Re: Valentines Day rhymes
"But its better than licking your blisterStorm wrote:My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD?
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
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I licked her c**t but still want to kiss ya
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A quote from Shakespeare!!Astron_Boy wrote:"I swear I just meant to fist'er"
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I wish we'd just played Twister
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Or even:AJ wrote:I wish we'd just played Twister
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I blew my load but missed her 
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How did your mate get on after???Storm wrote:My mate is writing a soppy poem for his wife this Valentines Day (why does that shorten to VD?
He's looking for a good rhyme for the line "sorry that I shagged your sister..."
Any help appreciated
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