Need insults

[AJ]

Ok, strange request but I know someone who knows someone who knows someone... you get the picture. Anyway, they are working on Mad Max 4 - Fury Road and they need insults. I presume funny, but any will do. Here's the full brief...

I need to ask you a favor. There has been a request from George for his new movie Fury Road (Mad Max) he has asked if we can get a list of the most insulting insults that we can in all different languages. I was hoping you would be able to email me a list of the most insulting things you can say to a person in your native tonge. If the pronunciation of the insulting words/sentence, sound’s like nice words to a person that does not understand the language that would even be better. If you are able to email me some, can you please put the language and English meaning with it. Please don’t worry that it is really bad language or the words may not be bad but it is very insulting if said to another person of the same country, as this is want he is looking for.

I'll get the ball rolling.

"You've got a face like a bucket of burnt Lego."

"It looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a spade."

I'm sure you can all do much better, lets hear them! If you post them here, I'll email them off in 1 week. Hope you can help.

[koolio1234]

"Your dad should of pulled out"

[BorepYano]

"You've got a face like a bucket of burnt Lego."

Michael jackson?

[Bennoz]

If i wanted anymore sh*t outta you I'd squeeze your f**ken head!

[Grue]

"You sperm-burping gutter slut!" always gets a few looks in a busy street

[jonowong]

i thought "sugar tits" would be fitting

[MR2YEN]

your dicks so small, you pee on your balls.

you look likd you were meant to be retarded, but god changed his mind at the last min.

[Supplanter]

0llie.

[I8A4RE]

You f**ken ugly slut, i wouldnt f**k you with someone else's dick.

[Fulltiltorgasm]

your adopted your real parents didnt want u ... lol

[uberbass242]

'you clearly snuck into the gene pool while the life guard wasn't watching..'

'you're only here cause ya mum couldn't afford condoms'

retort to any insult with 'ya mum' as the new target..

i.e.

'you smell like fish'
'ya mum smells like fish'

this has to be timed right though, and NOT over used.. doesn't work on orpahns.. cause they get a validated 'my mums dead you fkn c*nt' and you really can't reply to that..


gimme something specific, and i'll come up with something? lol

[mr-charisma]

http://www.mininova.org/get/2858607