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WildRide
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by WildRide Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:26 pm
One of the guys in my company made the statement "FTO's suck"
Never a smart thing to do to a sys admin.
The next time he logs on he's getting the following registry update.
Nerd alert!!!
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Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop]
"ScreenSaveTimeOut"="60"
"ScreenSaveActive"="1"
"SCRNSAVE.EXE"="C:\\WINDOWS\\System32\\ssmarque.scr"
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Screen Saver.Marquee]
"BackgroundColor"="0 0 128"
"CharSet"="0"
"Font"="Tahoma"
"Mode"="1"
"Size"="48"
"Speed"="3"
"Text"="I will never bag FTO's again!"
"TextColor"="255 0 0"
"Attributes"="00010"
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System]
"NoDispScrSavPage"="1"
Me thinks that going to bug him pretty quickly.
WR
Supplanter
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by Supplanter Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:37 pm
Is that timeout 60 sec or 60 mins?
LED ALL the things.
jonowong
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by jonowong Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:41 pm
so it auto comes on when he logs in?
noccers
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by noccers Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:37 pm
haha love it
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BorepYano
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by BorepYano Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:42 pm
lol, good to know that u r putting your skills to good use
scarecrow
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by scarecrow Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:16 pm
Change the background colour to pink, the timeout to 1 and the text to "I LOVE THE COCK" that way everyone else in the workplace can enjoy it to
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BorepYano
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by BorepYano Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:01 pm
scarecrow wrote: Change the background colour to pink, the timeout to 1 and the text to "I LOVE THE COCK" that way everyone else in the workplace can enjoy it to
why not change his windows start up sound to something nasty as well?
lol
I8A4RE
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by I8A4RE Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:44 pm
yeah like the sound of u humping his missus lol
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WildRide
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by WildRide Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:07 am
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60 second timer.
And the screen saver tab for his display is disabled so he can't get rid of it.
Really I'm just trying to help with his productivity.
As long as he keeps working he won't see it......
WR
lol